I literally have not had sex since 2019

[CuntFucker]

But I will be sure to rub it in your face when it happens again

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

2019?!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I can't laugh. February 2020 here.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[guest]

I can't laugh. February 2020 here.

Hey if you dump somebody or they dumped you right before the pandemic it's been hard out there.

 

[CuntFucker]

Sometimes I think of throwing in the towel and fucking a fat girl, but my resolve remains. Pray for me.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Sometimes I think of throwing in the towel and fucking a fat girl, but my resolve remains. Pray for me.

Do it just for the experience you faggot

 

[guest]

Sometimes I think of throwing in the towel and fucking a fat girl, but my resolve remains. Pray for me.

Only a chump turns down the easy pussy.

You played yourself.

 

[CuntFucker]

Do it just for the experience you faggot

I know how exactly how many people I've fucked, 30, and about a dozen of them were overweight. It is an experience I no longer wish to repeat.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I know how exactly how many people I've fucked, 30, and about a dozen of them were overweight. It is an experience I no longer wish to repeat.

I see I'm there with you. Get a faggy dating app

 

[CuntFucker]

I see I'm there with you.

we happy few, we band of brothers; for he today that shags this fat bird with me, shall be my brother

 

[Asuka]

I know how exactly how many dogs I've fucked, 30

We know.

 

[UnPRePared]

I have access to my wife's vagina whenever I please, child.

But in all seriousness, fucking Christ, man. Even at my age, that might put me on a murder spree going dry that long.

 

[guest]

I know how exactly how many people I've fucked, 30, and about a dozen of them were overweight. It is an experience I no longer wish to repeat.

I can't believe Cuntfucker has slept with more women than myself.

 

[guest]

I can't believe Cuntfucker has slept with more women then myself.

I can't believe that either.

And by that, I mean I don't believe him.

 

[captain_kamala]

I applaud @CuntFucker for refraining from raping. But I think it's hilarious that he has less sex than fatrick.

 

[UnPRePared]

Sometimes I think of throwing in the towel and fucking a fat girl, but my resolve remains. Pray for me.

Barring Gosia, who's very much the exception to this rule, I have to be honest here - while I've never been with a slob, I have been with bigger, curvy women when the pickings were slim, and not one of them disappointed. As a young man it blew my mind, but as a wiser, older man now the logic just makes sense.

CuntFucker, find the middle ground, you'll be far happier for it. As long as you're not acting inappropriate, being an asshole or retarded, you could theoretically land a 5 or even 6.

 

[Asuka]

I applaud @CuntFucker for refraining from raping. But I think it's hilarious that he has less sex than fatrick.

Wrong as always, atalker. Only a baby pecker indian virgin would lash out at a community he wants nothing to do with on a daily basis.

 

[Jizz]

You brothermen are missing out by not dating big girls. They have better personalities, are better cooks and love sucking dick!