I just got the worst haircut of my life

[HotDogJoe]

And she went pretty short with it

There’s your first mistake. I trusted a woman to cut my hair a few years back and it was also the worst haircut I’ve ever had. It’s hard to describe how goofy it looked. I felt embarrassed even walking out the place and gave myself a buzz cut as soon as I got home it was so bad.

Women are good at some things (mostly related to their holes) but cutting men’s hair isn’t one of them.

 

[guest]

There’s your first mistake. I trusted a woman to cut my hair a few years back and it was also the worst haircut I’ve ever had. It’s hard to describe how goofy it looked. I felt embarrassed even walking out the place and gave myself a buzz cut as soon as I got home it was so bad.

Woman are good at some things (mostly related to their holes) but cutting men’s hair isn’t one of them.

I have a cathartic story for you then.

I had my hair cut by some disgusting tattood chick... picture Anica (from the Fatverse), she was exactly like her. I said "just make it look normal. Just short back and sides, make it normal. That's easy right?" but she couldn't do that... it was way too long on top... like a bunch of layers on top like Marge Simpson. Fucking weird.

I went back the next day and the girl was working there, and I said no, I want the guy. I told him I saw her yesterday, and he needed to fix it. She heard our conversation. He fixed it for me, and he didn't accept payment. I thanked him and said he's the fawkin' best. The girl looked embarassed.

A barber who can't do short back and sides? Fucking retard.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I have a cathartic story for you then.

I had my hair cut by some disgusting tattood chick... picture Anica (from the Fatverse), she was exactly like her. I said "just make it look normal. Just short back and sides, make it normal. That's easy right?" but she couldn't do that... it was way too long on top... like a bunch of layers on top like Marge Simpson. Fucking weird.

I went back the next day and the girl was working there, and I said no, I want the guy. I told him I saw her yesterday, and he needed to fix it. She heard our conversation. He fixed it for me, and he didn't accept payment. I thanked him and said he's the fawkin' best. The girl looked embarassed.

A barber who can't do short back and sides? Fucking retard.

Female. "Barber".

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

so you didnt say no child when she place the bowl on your head?