I just got the worst haircut of my life

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I have an important meeting next week so I went to get my hair cleaned up, and the dumb chink hairdresser gave me the worst haircut I've ever had. It looks so fucking bad. And she went pretty short with it so I don't have much room to fix it unless I want to shave my head completely. Shit.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

If its that short, at least by next week it will look significantly better

 

[Turk February]

I have an important meeting next week so I went to get my hair cleaned up, and the dumb chink hairdresser gave me the worst haircut I've ever had. It looks so fucking bad. And she went pretty short with it so I don't have much room to fix it unless I want to shave my head completely. Shit.

Well if you want to make a good impression in this meeting you better get a wig. Since it's a one time thing, don't go crazy and spend more than, say, 50 bucks on it, but I'm sure you can find the right look for you. Check out Aliexpress, they have good deals.

 

[guest]

You a woman, bro? You better be a woman if you're letting one cut your hair.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Did you go to John Sahag?

You fucking fruit.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Still better hair than Anthony "Nana" Cumia I'm sure

 

[Dusty Dan]

Did she give you a bowl cut by any chance?

 

[Brooke Shields]

post a pic you pussy

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I got a haircut the day before my brother's wedding.
Don't take too much off, just clean it up, I said.
Bitch scalped me.
On the plus side, the hair grew back even as the marriage failed.
Good luck in your meeting, brothaman!

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

You a woman, bro? You better be a woman if you're letting one cut your hair.

There’s plenty of women out there who give great haircuts.

Wait no I’m sorry. I meant blowjobs. And actually men are better at those too

 

[Petworth dude]

You get what you pay for. I stopped going to Hair Cuttery years ago for this reason.

 

[johnnynoname]

I have an important meeting next week

sure you do

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

sure you do

 

[Ladynyahh]

You get what you pay for. I stopped going to Hair Cuttery years ago for this reason.

You gotta find a good barbershop that isn't run by Asians with American first names

 

[HH Brother]

Styling and profiling, bad haircut funster.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

David Cross doing advertisement extra work now? Being an elderly comedian must be rough

 

[guest]

I remember I got a bad haircut, went to his Google reviews to give him 1 star, and noticed all the other 1 star reviews had the guy replying with "this is a troll".

 

[HH Brother]

I remember I got a bad haircut, went to his Google reviews to give him 1 star, and noticed all the other 1 star reviews had the guy replying with "this is a troll".

I did not give you a bad haircut, funster.

You're going to prison.

You've been instructed many thousands of times to stop posting on this review page.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Trim it down and do what you can to spice it up.

 

[guest]

You gotta find a good barbershop that isn't run by Asians with American first names

An Italian or a Persian will fix your shit up right.