I just got my taxes done by a midget.

[Stent]

A few weeks back I saw a midget cleaning the side windows on her car at a gas station. It's got me wondering how they clean the windshield. Do they climb up the front tire onto the hood or do they all keep a little ladder in their cars?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Dude you're gonna get audited and thrown in jail

 

[guest]

A few weeks back I saw a midget cleaning the side windows on her car at a gas station. It's got me wondering how they clean the windshield. Do they climb up the front tire onto the hood or do they all keep a little ladder in their cars?

Don't they have little child-sized cars? Why are they pretending to be normal people?

 

[Stent]

Don't they have little child-sized cars? Why are they pretending to be normal people?

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I assume they stand on the seat and have a second midget working the pedals. I'd listen to a podcast where midgets and morbidly obese people discuss their comical lives.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

If people would just stop fucking midgets they would be gone in like 50 years.

I say again, stop fucking midgets.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

In my entire life, I may have seen 2 midgets tops. I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong.

 

[guest]

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[satanssockpuppet]

In my entire life, I may have seen 2 midgets tops. I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong.

There was a midget in my high school class, with the giant head and the tiny midget legs. She was a real cunt, too.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

There was a midget in my high school class, with the giant head and the tiny midget legs. She was a real cunt, too.

If I looked like a circus freak, I’d be one too.

 

[Dennyislife]

I once saw this midget who was so elegant she almost looked like she was levitating as if cheesy music started playing with clouds with Cupid sitting on them firing bows with hearts on came into my vision.


Realistically I was staring at a 50 something very very short woman as a teenager.