I just ate a whole pack of Oreos

[Brooke Shields]

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this is a pack to people with penises

 

[Meownaw]

Exactly!

 

[guest]

A europoor would die if they got hold of that much sugar. Their stupid little pancreas would burst.

 

[guest]

A europoor would die if they got hold of that much sugar. Their stupid little pancreas would burst.

Fat Americans make me sick

 

[HeyItsVos]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Those are fucking PFG. Hell even fried Oreos are good.

Never had a fried Oreo. I had a fried Mars bar at a ribfest one time and it wasn't as great as I thought it would be. I expected it to be life changing from the way people hype them up. I not a big sweets guy though.

 

[aRTie02150]

Where my Hydrox niggas at

Hydrox does better with milk.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I wish they still made the coffee ones. Those were PFG.

Coffee Oreos? That sound me gross.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Who would win in a fight? Him or Jay Mohrs?

 

[Dennyislife]

American media made it seem like these things were amazing. Eventually they came over here. Extremely average.

I don't understand how such a gluttonus nation is so crap at chocolate. It can't be that hard. Most the good stuff Mars came up with was invented in the UK.

 

[Bernard Murphy]

Coffee Oreos? That sound me gross.

@Minaw has fantastic taste in media, but terrible taste buds.

 

[Bernard Murphy]

American media made it seem like these things were amazing. Eventually they came over here. Extremely average.

I don't understand how such a gluttonus nation is so crap at chocolate. It can't be that hard. Most the good stuff Mars came up with was invented in the UK.

American corporations are fantastic at finding that line between shit and mediocre and straddling it. It's why we use high fructose corn syrup in everything instead of cane (or other kinds of) sugar: it's cheaper, has been studied as an addictive substance, and is close enough to sugar that we don't complain.

 

[guest]

Recently listened to a Ron & Fez clip where Fezzie eats 60 Oreos in 60 minutes. Never had them before so i decided to get some. Now i feel sick and my tummy hurts. This was a mistake.

Sorry about that.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Oh Patreeky this is like the the Tum Tum situation all over again.

 

[PogromStallone]

A europoor would die if they got hold of that much sugar. Their stupid little pancreas would burst.

I had some Oreos a couple of years back and they tasted fucking awful. Can't believe Americans get so fat when every unhealthy thing they eat taste so much worse compared to our versions.

 

[guest]

Jesus, don't any of you Dutch fucks ever eat a home-cooked meal?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

American corporations are fantastic at finding that line between shit and mediocre and straddling it. It's why we use high fructose corn syrup in everything instead of cane (or other kinds of) sugar: it's cheaper, has been studied as an addictive substance, and is close enough to sugar that we don't complain.

Even the Heinz ketchup in the US has high fructose corn syrup in it. In Canada it doesn't

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Even the Heinz ketchup in the US has high fructose corn syrup in it. In Canada it doesn't

So you guys dip your disgusting cheese curd fries in tomato sauce?

 

[guest]

American media made it seem like these things were amazing. Eventually they came over here. Extremely average.

I don't understand how such a gluttonus nation is so crap at chocolate. It can't be that hard. Most the good stuff Mars came up with was invented in the UK.

I still remember the crushing disappointment of my first Hershey bar

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Thank you british people for your disgusting cadbury cum filled eggs. You truly are the masters of confection.