I hate it when people order their pizza AT the pizza place

[guest]

Mr. Fancy Pants probably eats pizza with a fork and knife.

Please, I'm not an animal

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Taramasalata rules. Nice with pita bread or carrot sticks too, brotherman.

When you get it in a Greek restaurant where they're doing everything correctly, you don't even need the mains. It's unbelievable. Those wogs know how to eat, tell you hwhat.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I don't think they do it any more, but as far as shit pizza goes, Domino's New Yorker range was good. It was big as fuck and I'd ask for extra beef and pepperoni. At a nicer place, I ask for one covered in shredded ham, extra pepperoni, garlic prawns, chili flakes and oregano. I don't know what it is, but a mouthful of prawn with pepperoni rules.


I'm not a big seafood guy (I know I just mentioned I like prawns/shrimp), but one time these Greeks asked me if I like Taramasalata, and I was like "fuck is that?" so they bring out this light pink dip and give me some crackers (it's usually served with pita). I'm like, "ah yeah, I've seen this shit before" and it was unbelievable. "What is it?" Cod roe. Fucking fish eggs made into a dip. I use it as a substitute for mayo now because I consider it healthier.

Why don't you just toss another shrimp on the barbie?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

People think Canadians are polite but everywhere I go I see someone being a prick to somebody else.

Almost every Canadian I meet down here in FL is a piece of shit cock sucker. I've never met a Canadian who wasn't a passive aggressive faggot.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

This bitch has shitty tattoos but she's the queen of anal

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