I hate it when people order their pizza AT the pizza place

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That’s funny, I had an “argument” with my brother the other day about this. Canadians are rude as fuck. Not to mention pompous assholes. Beautiful country if you go north past all the people.

French Canadians are the worst in my experience. If you don't speak their bastardized language, a lot of them will act like they hate you. Like they look at you like you're a gross freak like Big A. Like you stink or something. They all speak English but they'll pretend they don't in gas stations and shit so they don't have to talk to you. Some good looking women though.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I wouldn't say I have a refined palate. I hate that stinky French cheese and am convinced that anyone who says they like it is pretending to look sophisticated. And I've done blind taste tests with Dom Perignon and $15 bottle Italian Prosecco and can't tell the difference. I've made some cash in the last 18 years, but death row last meal? A dirty bacon cheeseburger and onion rings.

Having said that though, I do like a nice piece of cod and my wife has German ancestry so all in with the kraut

Look out everyone this guy has money but he likes cheeseburgers. That's wild. He's just like Donald Trump.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Look out everyone this guy has money but he likes cheeseburgers. That's wild. He's just like Donald Trump.

Mr. Fancy Pants probably eats pizza with a fork and knife.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Mr. Fancy Pants probably eats pizza with a fork and knife.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That’s hilarious and actually really well written, I can’t believe I never saw that before. Has Pizza Hut ever publicly denounced him?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

That’s hilarious and actually really well written, I can’t believe I never saw that before. Has Pizza Hut ever publicly denounced him?

That's a good question. I'm not sure if they did. He did commercials for them until like 2005, maybe longer.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I used to do that, but I was also always ordering one of the same two things I always got. Was this old cocksucker ordering food, or was he lost and actually trying to make a bank deposit?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's a good question. I'm not sure if they did. He did commercials for them until like 2005, maybe longer.

Fuck man, that’s news to me. Child of the 90’s.

 

[FamilyDollar]

That’s funny, I had an “argument” with my brother the other day about this. Canadians are rude as fuck. Not to mention pompous assholes. Beautiful country if you go north past all the people.

I watched a 60 something year old man try to order Sushi in British Columbia for 20 minutes one time. He kept pretending like he didn’t understand what the broad was saying despite her speaking perfect English. I would’ve stepped in but all I could think about was wanting to rape her and throw her in the river as she was like a 20 year old half Jap/half white beauty.

There is no actual difference between Americans and Canadians. Growing up in Ontario all these faggots do is pretend that they’re superior despite riding the coat tails of America.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to do that, but I was also always ordering one of the same two things I always got. Was this old cocksucker ordering food, or was he lost and actually trying to make a bank deposit?

He was ordering food and doing a shit job of it. He didn't know what the fuck he wanted and made a guy he couldn't understand list every item they sell like three fucking times.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just finished the medium pizza and I am 100% going to throw up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That was a real ass dude in my opinion. I'm not going to call you a liar, Abe. But I feel like this was closer to a solid 5 minute ordeal than a 10 minute standoff.

1) He insults the filthy pakis making your the food you're about to eat to create awareness of how pozzed shit is by you

2) He implores to give these fuckers NOTHING

3) He's got nothing to lose, and knows it

Next time you see him, you should ask him if he'd be interested in posting here

Some pretty rock solid points.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

French Canadians are the worst in my experience. If you don't speak their bastardized language, a lot of them will act like they hate you. Like they look at you like you're a gross freak like Big A. Like you stink or something. They all speak English but they'll pretend they don't in gas stations and shit so they don't have to talk to you. Some good looking women though.

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[Easily_Remembered]

I worked at a pizza place that would only do togo orders if you showed up in person. The owner is a legit chef and he didn’t want to sell a pizza that was sitting in s box for who knows how long. It was fun saying no to people on the phone and they would get mad about it on the rare occasion. That changed though during covid lockdowns obviously. They allow online and call ins now

Where was this? Curious if I ate there.

 

[johnnynoname]

also, what's the deal with a 12 cut on a extra large pizza?

HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SMALL THOSE SLICES ARE?!......YOU CAN'T FOLD THOSE?!

 

[guest]

French Canadians are the worst in my experience. If you don't speak their bastardized language, a lot of them will act like they hate you. Like they look at you like you're a gross freak like Big A. Like you stink or something. They all speak English but they'll pretend they don't in gas stations and shit so they don't have to talk to you. Some good looking women though.

If they try to speak to you in Quebecer just say "Sorry I don't speak Portuguese." They love that.

 

[guest]

yelling "WHAT DO I HIT FOR NO TIP?"

I love when angry niggers do this. As if you were going to tip to begin with you fucking shitskin.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I don't think they do it any more, but as far as shit pizza goes, Domino's New Yorker range was good. It was big as fuck and I'd ask for extra beef and pepperoni. At a nicer place, I ask for one covered in shredded ham, extra pepperoni, garlic prawns, chili flakes and oregano. I don't know what it is, but a mouthful of prawn with pepperoni rules.

Have you ever had cod and sauerkraut?

I'm not a big seafood guy (I know I just mentioned I like prawns/shrimp), but one time these Greeks asked me if I like Taramasalata, and I was like "fuck is that?" so they bring out this light pink dip and give me some crackers (it's usually served with pita). I'm like, "ah yeah, I've seen this shit before" and it was unbelievable. "What is it?" Cod roe. Fucking fish eggs made into a dip. I use it as a substitute for mayo now because I consider it healthier.

 

[guest]

Look out everyone this guy has money but he likes cheeseburgers. That's wild. He's just like Donald Trump.

See, I'm a slob like the rest of you. Vote for me.

 

[guest]

I don't think they do it any more, but as far as shit pizza goes, Domino's New Yorker range was good. It was big as fuck and I'd ask for extra beef and pepperoni. At a nicer place, I ask for one covered in shredded ham, extra pepperoni, garlic prawns, chili flakes and oregano. I don't know what it is, but a mouthful of prawn with pepperoni rules.


I'm not a big seafood guy (I know I just mentioned I like prawns/shrimp), but one time these Greeks asked me if I like Taramasalata, and I was like "fuck is that?" so they bring out this light pink dip and give me some crackers (it's usually served with pita). I'm like, "ah yeah, I've seen this shit before" and it was unbelievable. "What is it?" Cod roe. Fucking fish eggs made into a dip. I use it as a substitute for mayo now because I consider it healthier.

Taramasalata rules. Nice with pita bread or carrot sticks too, brotherman.