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I'm very high functioning. I was lucky I latched onto PID control systems otherwise I'd be watching Pokémon and fucking a MLP plushie.That's legit autism
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I'm very high functioning. I was lucky I latched onto PID control systems otherwise I'd be watching Pokémon and fucking a MLP plushie.That's legit autism
He has a closet full of M1 Garands. I'm sorry you're so stupid, brother.clips? how old are your guns?
Suicide rate pretty high at Christmas. Just sayinI'm still posting here
It is kinda mean, but you almost have to fuck with people in these situations. My thing was finding out who was a Jehovah's witness (there are more than you expect) and waiting until they had important work stuff to do then ask them about god. They HAVE to talk about religion until you slam the door on them, it is part of the religion. I'd do it so they'd miss meetings, deadlines, sales, important calls etc. It was even easier when you didn't work with them and you could just call them in your free time. I never kept track but I must be responsible for the firings of at least 3 JWsI had a job where I was sitting next to someone with what had to be autism and I guess OCD and so on. She would answer questions if prompted but otherwise she wouldn't say anything other than hello at the start of the day and goodbye at the end. When I got bored I would work faster than her which would make her speed up. It really fucked her up to see me doing everything at a pace she couldn't quite match. She would get all anxious and eventually start making mistakes. She also started waiting to take her break after I had mine just so I wouldn't talk to her. I'd leave my breaks for hours to see if she'd crack and take her break first.
I guess what I'm saying is I have autism and am only good at jobs for special needs.
She wasn't bad tobehonestwitcha. I assume she had some kind of unkempt bush and zero ability to enjoy sex. Both of which are a turn on.Was she hot
I'm not sure why this was the one to break me but thanks for the two minutes of uncontrollable laughter. God be with you no bs, ya fuckin weirdo.I will check the temp with a thermal gun before touching it so I know its cooled down right as I hate when the topping slides off.
Old? I was trying to sound hip and new...clips? how old are your guns?
Inherited from unclesHe has a closet full of M1 Garands. I'm sorry you're so stupid, brother.
you know what to doEspecially when they don't stock any paper... Am I supposed to wipe it with my bare hand?
If the dude getting fucked is so gay, then why is he only rocking 80% hard?
Making bread bowl sure it's stressfulI had a job where I was sitting next to someone with what had to be autism and I guess OCD and so on. She would answer questions if prompted but otherwise she wouldn't say anything other than hello at the start of the day and goodbye at the end. When I got bored I would work faster than her which would make her speed up. It really fucked her up to see me doing everything at a pace she couldn't quite match. She would get all anxious and eventually start making mistakes. She also started waiting to take her break after I had mine just so I wouldn't talk to her. I'd leave my breaks for hours to see if she'd crack and take her break first.
I guess what I'm saying is I have autism and am only good at jobs for special needs.
Did you try?She wasn't bad tobehonestwitcha. I assume she had some kind of unkempt bush and zero ability to enjoy sex. Both of which are a turn on.
I thought about it but it seems like one of those challenges you immediately regret upon succeeding. If I ended up Torquie-ing that uterus, right now I'd be drinking alone while my autistic wife counts pine needles falling off the tree and my autistic kid wipes his own shit all over the cat.Did you try?
I’ve recently acquired a blunderbussOld? I was trying to sound hip and new...
In truth I only use revolvers and muskets
Okay couple more - the dishes have to be bone dry before they go in the cupboard and a cup has to be bone dry before I pour anything in it. Half a teaspoon of water before I pour milk in? Get the fuck out of here with that.
I'll normally just do a rinse with filtered water and fill it back up. Only have an issue with sink waterIf I have to wash a cup directly before using it, I will definitely dry off the insides with paper towel.
To your other point, this is a no-brainer. You don't stack wet plates in a cupboard... Get a dish rack. Every dishwasher is in essence a giant drying rack.
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