I got a new royalty check, child. And my vibrant neighborhood has many places I can cash it.

[Phish]

Panera pays me biweekly. Its honest and she pay perdy good too. I use wifi af work all the time so Pats going to be subpoenaing Panera Bread Inc next. Dont tell him I work there. Hell know to call Milwaukee Panera because we all live in MKE.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

His cholesterol level dwarfed that check.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Oopsie doodles, childerino

Advance check? Won't see them no more.

 

[1073waaf]

Righteous bucks!

 

[Username]

Oopsie doodles, childerino

Advance check? Won't see them no more.

What normal adult puts this kind of shit
out in public. When he tweeted about getting an $8,500 advance he was 37 and married.He sleeps on a couch in half of hovel in fucking Milwaukee tells everyone on Twitter how poor he is. He even posts pictures of the crack den he lives in. At the same time he wants everyone to believe he’s a six figures a year successful author/pundit/political firebrand.

He’s fat and insane is what I’m getting at

 

[MonsterSteve]

What normal adult puts this kind of shit
out in public. When he tweeted about getting an $8,500 advance he was 37 and married.He sleeps on a couch in half of hovel in fucking Milwaukee tells everyone on Twitter how poor he is. He even posts pictures of the crack den he lives in. At the same time he wants everyone to believe he’s a six figures a year successful author/pundit/political firebrand.

He’s fat and insane is what I’m getting at

What? You don't brag to random strangers on Facebook/Twitter about how much money you make? Your exact paychecks? No? Oh.

 

[EraGodless]

Oopsie doodles, childerino

Advance check? Won't see them no more.

What fucking moron greenlit giving that moron 8.5k for a book advance?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

What fucking moron greenlit giving that moron 8.5k for a book advance?

I hope you're not suggesting that Patrick may have lied.

Seems clear, however

What an awful and pointless life this fat sweaty pig must lead.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I'll bet they are equivalent to Jerry's royalties for super terrific happy hour or what ever the fuck it was called.

 

[FurBurger]

What fucking moron greenlit giving that moron 8.5k for a book advance?

Tor Books, and I believe that number is based on how much they expected to have to pay him in royalties in the first year.

So that's his annual author income, plus any dribs and drabs that come in from his earlier books.

Now reconcile that with his public statements about making "six figures" from his writing.

 

[guest]

Tor Books, and I believe that number is based on how much they expected to have to pay him in royalties in the first year.

So that's his annual author income, plus any dribs and drabs that come in from his earlier books.

Now reconcile that with his public statements about making "six figures" from his writing.

I'm fairly certain we figured out the "six figures" was one of his factual lies. For example, there are six figures in 8500.00. It's like he says he's "not fat by any medical standard" because the medical standards are overweight/obese/etc. And you'll also notice he never outright denies the underlying claim.

Example:

Some guy: Your wife Nikki likes to fuck other guys

Rick: My wife's name isn't Nikki.

It's how he's able to say he's never lied about anything. Technically he never lied but he's also far from truthful. Although come to think of it, he definitely lied about the 60lb dumb bells and the gym bro.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Mythomania
Compulsive lying describes a condition in which a person tells falsehoods out of habit, sometimes for no reason at all. It is also known as pathological lying. Mythomania...

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

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[42069]

Is it possible he’s lying to compensate for having to pay Rahul de Quasi?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Is it possible he’s lying to compensate for having to pay Rahul de Quasi?

compensating for a small dick and low testosterone as well