I got a new royalty check, child. And my vibrant neighborhood has many places I can cash it.

[potatopeeler63]

I bet the legal bills he just got dwarfed that check

you werenT lisTening chiiiiiiiiild. The judge said quasi has To pay me every lasT cenT.
you have noThing of value To say chiiiiild. never have.
shhhhhhhhhhh liTTle aTalker. shhhhhhhhhh

 

[guest]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

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A lot of people don't know this, but Tom Tomlinson's real nickname is Tommy "Chuggs Black Cum".

 

[Snake]

I think he finally translated Starship Repo to pig latin.

 

[analeggsalad]

Just like on reddit, where we got our own paragraph long shoutout by the site owners on a public admin message, we're going to go down in this guy's memory as the gold standard of internet shitlords Resto has ever or possibly will ever experience

 

[guest]

His lies are just so fucking predictable any more. Whenever something bad happens to him, he makes up some shit in a Twitter post to make it seem like he's a success. I remember when we were tracking his book sales for months and basically had proof he wasn't selling anything due to the horrific Amazon ratings he had. He came up with the Audible.com royalties lie. So here he is getting slammed on Twitter for being 130k in the hole for the lolsuit so of course he has to retaliate with a lie about getting money. He also frequently lies about not being fat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Who the fuck makes an announcement on social media every time they get paid? Nobody gives a shit. Most people get a paycheck every couple weeks so it's not a huge event for them.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

You would only brag about a specific check if you didn't have a lot of money in your account.

 

[Clint Ruin]

You would only brag about a specific check if you didn't have a lot of money in your account.

Most people only bring up royalty checks to poke fun of how insignificantly small they are. "Got another royalty check. Forty-nine cents. Retirement, here I come!"

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Most people only bring up royalty checks to poke fun of how insignificantly small they are. "Got another royalty check. Forty-nine cents. Retirement, here I come!"

Let's get crazy and say it was $2,000 - would it still be worth bragging about? That's not a ton of money, Pat. It hardly covers the $20,000+ you forced yourself to owe.

 

[Hoolies]

"My books are incredibly popular in, uh, French Canada."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Let's get crazy and say it was $2,000 - would it still be worth bragging about? That's not a ton of money, Pat. It hardly covers the $20,000+ you forced yourself to owe.

I bet he drinks and chews his way through that in a month. Especially with that trip.

 

[guest]

His average monthly sales are in the low 10s so he's making fuck all. Way less than minimum wage.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Who the fuck makes an announcement on social media every time they get paid? Nobody gives a shit. Most people get a paycheck every couple weeks so it's not a huge event for them.

I worked hard for this 17 cents, child.

 

[FurBurger]

Most publishers pay out royalties every six months; and I'm pretty sure Tor pay out in October.

What Pat thinks is a couple of hundred bucks for whatever foreign rights are still left on the table a year after his last book was published, is in fact his entire royalty check for three books.

Stock up on feed corn Pat, and pay cash - it's going to be a loooong, cold winter.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Got a royalty check? More like he needs a reality check! right fellas? yuk yuk yuk HAAAAMBURGER!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

But Patrick, I thought you said that "defamation" was hurting your sales. Of course you've also said the opposite, so never mind... everything's normal there.

Most people only bring up royalty checks to poke fun of how insignificantly small they are. "Got another royalty check. Forty-nine cents. Retirement, here I come!"

Young Jamie, spit my cock out and pull up that clip of Emo Philips doing this bit in Weird Al's Behind the Music

 

[guest]

His lies are just so fucking predictable any more. Whenever something bad happens to him, he makes up some shit in a Twitter post to make it seem like he's a success. I remember when we were tracking his book sales for months and basically had proof he wasn't selling anything due to the horrific Amazon ratings he had. He came up with the Audible.com royalties lie. So here he is getting slammed on Twitter for being 130k in the hole for the lolsuit so of course he has to retaliate with a lie about getting money. He also frequently lies about not being fat.

That last lie really grinds my gears.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Who the fuck makes an announcement on social media every time they get paid? Nobody gives a shit. Most people get a paycheck every couple weeks so it's not a huge event for them.

The only time I’ve ever heard anyone brag about a royalty check online it’s when they get a very small/silly amount. Wade Boggs used to give his yearly royalty check from his one Simpsons episode for 9 cents to a charity who would auction it and raise money (usually thousands for an interesting piece of sports / Simpsons memrobilia) for a good cause. Successful people don’t brag about getting a royalty check because it’s unprofessional. This behavior is why he is ignored by his peers and without a contract.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Most publishers pay out royalties every six months; and I'm pretty sure Tor pay out in October.

What Pat thinks is a couple of hundred bucks for whatever foreign rights are still left on the table a year after his last book was published, is in fact his entire royalty check for three books.

Stock up on feed corn Pat, and pay cash - it's going to be a loooong, cold winter.

Also note this is the second time he’s made any money all year. No current contract, no freelance writing, etc.