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We are not buds, stlaker.
He's psychotic.
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We are not buds, stlaker.
Felony impersonating of me stlaker... just a heads up Thursday I will be at that place again, do I get more meatloaf and text it to him?Fuck sorry posted in the wrong thread but 5 carcrashes on that pic and ill do a few lines of dirty 30s after we get back from break lil tease
It won't be good enough. All she can doMaybe she'll send him a text.
I am so much stronger than you stlaker. I am not clinically obsessed with stlakers baby infant. I have never lied child. I have a loving relationship with Nikki and we fuck constantly with skill you never can even imagine stlaker. I am a real life tough guy. I will neutralize any threat in a ten mile radius baby infant...“You argue on twitter with a toilet” should have shattered his sense of self into a billion pieces, but alas…
I hope to God that he does do that, because that would be tampering with evidence (a felony) and would cost him his insurance license and all of his income. Possibly perjury too, if you can get him to state under oath that it's correct.Not only this, he removes his side of the texts. How in his head, that would work in court is beyond me.
“Mr. Tomlinson, this looks like you’re having a full conversation with them. Can you explain why it appears there’s deleted texts?”
“That did not occur. I never text back. This is what they do. They’re psychotic.”
“That seems a little farfetched. Do any of you 60 defendants have a copy of your versions of these?”
“Boy do we, your honor.”
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