I am not texting you this text, stlaker.

[guest]

 

[guest]

Fucking stupid insert put these out of order. Not my boomer fault.

 

[Jenna]

Holy fuck he is steaming today. Wha happened Patrick?

 

[guest]

Holy fuck he is steaming today. Wha happened Patrick?

Looks like two boomers are murdering the language in hasty thumb typing typos, he cap screamed at me lol.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I. Am. Not. Fucking. Text. Ing. You. Atalker.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

"You argue on twitter with a toilet"

 

[guest]

Jesus, He really does have a hard on for Boomia!

 

[Jenna]

Looks like two boomers are murdering the language in hasty thumb typing typos, he cap screamed at me lol.

I just read the SE thread with the "Fuck you. Fuck off. Fuck your pathetic circle jerk" text to Dan.

He seems way angrier than his usual cuntiness and all the rascals hitting homers today.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I know Carol's lawyer calls Fatrick a pantshitting tard. I'm of the opinion that Fatrick shitting his pants would be an intellectual upgrade.

 

[SFWA liaison]

lol at "You argue on twitter with a toilet" ...and the toilet is winning!

 

[HotDogJoe]

I love the ads interspersed in theses texts so much haha.

A 'GAS FREE APRIL' does sound very appealing. Niki certainly won't be having one. Y'know...because Tyrone...well you get it.

 

[guest]

Pat screenshots all these texts and puts them in a folder like he's fat Serpico. Flipping the script on him makes it so he can't put the screenshot in a folder. It drives him mad. Mentally ill nutjob.

 

[Raymond]

I laughed out loud at that. As if there was a friendly relationship.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Patrick, it could all end...right now...please...just say it. Cry out... mercy

 

[guest]

 

[Harry Powell]

I have never seen him say something like

“I WANT YOU TO STOP TEXTING ME”

I think he’s losing his fucking mind.

Normally expressing anything other than a strict command is seen as letting an aTalker win - let alone expressing an outright WANT!

That’s just a few degrees away from saying “pls sir I’m begging u to stop texting me”


Boomia wins!

 

[guest]

Ay, Pig...how come you gotta lien on your house den, if da courts say you don't gotta pay nuttin? This ain't addin up.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Fucking stupid insert put these out of order. Not my boomer fault.

Fucking hell mate you and the other lad are just REALLY getting under the pork belly today like a good herb and oil rub huh?
He's starting to deviate from the usual copy and paste and it's so fucking obvious how this is really getting to him....

I CAN'T wait to see what you do to him when the bailiffs come and take his stuff.

Thank you so much for the amazing content you provide!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pat screenshots all these texts and puts them in a folder like he's fat Serpico. Flipping the script on him makes it so he can't put the screenshot in a folder. It drives him mad. Mentally ill nutjob.

Not only this, he removes his side of the texts. How in his head, that would work in court is beyond me.

“Mr. Tomlinson, this looks like you’re having a full conversation with them. Can you explain why it appears there’s deleted texts?”

“That did not occur. I never text back. This is what they do. They’re psychotic.”

“That seems a little farfetched. Do any of you 60 defendants have a copy of your versions of these?”

“Boy do we, your honor.”

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Not my boomer fault.

Even if it was, we wouldn’t mind, ya old hag.