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What kinda is funny, Kobe will always be king of LA. LeBron will never ever be more popular than him there.Lol I wasn’t offended just correcting the record.
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What kinda is funny, Kobe will always be king of LA. LeBron will never ever be more popular than him there.Lol I wasn’t offended just correcting the record.
It'll be like with Cosby and Roseanne. No one will air the reruns anymore, and everyone's syndication paychecks will dry up.Hope it's stuck on That 70s Show reruns.
And bring this up to anyone and you get a “leave it alone” because the ball dribbler died in a horrific helicopter crash. He’s one of the best niggerball players ever but he was a fucking rapist. Ronaldo might be even worse. The dude is on tape during his trial saying “Yeah I fucked the girl accusing me of rape and she was screaming no but I didn’t care”. And yet he’s the biggest footballer next to Messi.You must be a retard or a nigger lover then. Kobe Bryant literally lawyered up and denied he even had sex at all with anyone that day. Then the police informed him that DNA was found in this woman and that he would be court ordered to provide a DNA sample. So this idiot changed his story to "okay...well.....I did have sex.....but it was consensual". They tested his clothes and found the girl's blood on his clothes. Guy was just a dumb nigger rapist who couldn't take 'no' for an answer.
And dumb nigger Kobe for being so 'innocent' paid this girl close to $3million.
I fucking hate Lebron. He’s a total high level useful idiot for Jews. He’s corny as shit. No personality. Kobe was actually really fucking smart despite being horrifically mean to his teammates and opponents alike.What kinda is funny, Kobe will always be king of LA. LeBron will never ever be more popular than him there.
I don’t think i’ve ever seen Lebron have fun. You can find countless clips of Kobe or especially Shaq laughing about shit and joking. Theres a clip where an NBA reporter asks forebadem “How do you plan to counter your opponents waldada doowoo?” just a purposeful joke to fuck with him. Lebron doesn’t even look at him or smile and gives a straight forward answer. Then theres that clip of him with the Malcolm X book at the press event. Just a dummy masquerading as an intellectualI fucking hate Lebron. He’s a total high level useful idiot for Jews. He’s corny as shit. No personality. Kobe was actually really fucking smart despite being horrifically mean to his teammates and opponents alike.
I’m not retarded I’m not a nigger lover. You sound really mad about this. I’m not even going to explain my theory. You’ve got your mind made up. I don’t care too much either way. But watch your fucking mouth and don’t get that annoyed about a comment that wasn’t about you. As racist as I am you must be Cumia level racist. That makes all good racists seem like retards.You must be a retard or a nigger lover then. Kobe Bryant literally lawyered up and denied he even had sex at all with anyone that day. Then the police informed him that DNA was found in this woman and that he would be court ordered to provide a DNA sample. So this idiot changed his story to "okay...well.....I did have sex.....but it was consensual". They tested his clothes and found the girl's blood on his clothes. Guy was just a dumb nigger rapist who couldn't take 'no' for an answer.
And dumb nigger Kobe for being so 'innocent' paid this girl close to $3million.
He’s seriously stupid. Lebron is from the last generation of where they took pure talent no matter dumb they were. Now every kid going into the league is well spoken. Gms will always pick a kid who’s smart over the dumb nigger with more talent. JA Morant for example is exactly why they do this.I don’t think i’ve ever seen Lebron have fun. You can find countless clips of Kobe or especially Shaq laughing about shit and joking. Theres a clip where an NBA reporter asks forebadem “How do you plan to counter your opponents waldada doowoo?” just a purposeful joke to fuck with him. Lebron doesn’t even look at him or smile and gives a straight forward answer. Then theres that clip of him with the Malcolm X book at the press event. Just a dummy masquerading as an intellectual
And he LOVES to tweet dumb shit like all that China stuff a couple years ago.He’s seriously stupid. Lebron is from the last generation of where they took pure talent no matter dumb they were. Now every kid going into the league is well spoken. Gms will always pick a kid who’s smart over the dumb nigger with more talent. JA Morant for example is exactly why they do this.
You have a very talented kid who is ruining his career his team and his image because he’s stupid.
Okay so I’ll play ball with you because longer seems to think because he knows about radio he understands rape accusations. He’s also such a racist that he went straight to name calling after reading a post not directed at him.And bring this up to anyone and you get a “leave it alone” because the ball dribbler died in a horrific helicopter crash. He’s one of the best niggerball players ever but he was a fucking rapist. Ronaldo might be even worse. The dude is on tape during his trial saying “Yeah I fucked the girl accusing me of rape and she was screaming no but I didn’t care”. And yet he’s the biggest footballer next to Messi.
he’s a fucking puppet China is the next biggest market so he has to pander for his kike overlords.And he LOVES to tweet dumb shit like all that China stuff a couple years ago.
I think honestly: It’s a tough one. Patrice had a good point talking about this case. That girl said “Mmhhmmm i’m gonna get me some dick!” Kobe fucked her and treated her like shit and she categorized it as a (violent) rape rather than a regretted, or even coerced, sexual experience.Okay so I’ll play ball with you because longer seems to think because he knows about radio he understands rape accusations. He’s also such a racist that he went straight to name calling after reading a post not directed at him.
It’s not uncommon to settle civil suits with cash just to make shit go away. He was married at the time. Of course he’s also going to lie. This is a guy who can fuck whoever he wants. Has a ridiculous amount of money and is in the process of becoming the best basketball player since MJ.
Verrrry wrong. Look at any famous drug addict. They have so much, why risk it for that? “Sex addiction” is even harder to comprehend. Look at someone like Bill Clinton. He fucked an ugly intern and for what? I know Hilary isn’t the best but he COULD get better…but he’s also the President and should know his responsibilities. People are stupid and pussy is powerfulthe dude who is so disciplined that he became probably the second best player in history. Knows multiple languages. He’s going to throw all that away, completely lose his composure that he’s built up his entire life. Over pussy he can get anywhere?
The second paragraph is a very good good point that I have nothing for. My only rebuttal is if he’s the kind of person who rapes. Don’t you think there would have been more than one instance of a person coming forward.I think honestly: It’s a tough one. Patrice had a good point talking about this case. That girl said “Mmhhmmm i’m gonna get me some dick!” Kobe fucked her and treated her like shit and she categorized it as a (violent) rape rather than a regretted, or even coerced, sexual experience.
But then that gets into the trial and all of that. Kobes actions leading up to settling is suspicious. And settling on its face isn’t unusual, you want to make shit go away…but it can also be looked at that you don’t want the evidence to come out or to have to pay even more. What I think happened is this dummy got some pussy and she accused him of rape, wether she genuinely believed it to be one or not. He lied because he didn’t want to say he just cheated, his wife stayed with him because he was a cheater and not a literal rapist, and that was that.
Verrrry wrong. Look at any famous drug addict. They have so much, why risk it for that? “Sex addiction” is even harder to comprehend. Look at someone like Bill Clinton. He fucked an ugly intern and for what? I know Hilary isn’t the best but he COULD get better…but he’s also the President and should know his responsibilities. People are stupid and pussy is powerful
He lied to the police. If he lied to his wife that is one thing. Or lied to his PR people or his team owner. But the police? He even lied to his own lawyers. He was clearly a stupid nigger trying to cover up his own rape and failed and it blew up. He paid $3million to the girl who was raped. $4million to his wife. And probably another $1million to lawyers.It’s not uncommon to settle civil suits with cash just to make shit go away. He was married at the time. Of course he’s also going to lie.
Then why rape? And he clearly can't "fuck" whomever he wants without shelling out $4million for a ring for his wife. He didn't seem like he had some free pussy pass nor had any idea how to cheat properly. The one time he tried to fuck someone he really wanted it turned into a rape trial, huge loss of sponsors, and $8million down the drain.This is a guy who can fuck whoever he wants.
Bill Clinton nearly lost the presidency over sticking cigars into some jew bitch. There are incredibly stupid criminals. You can find thousands of powerful men who went to jail or blew up their careers over the dumbest of crimes. From affairs, whores, gambling, drugs. Guys like Elliot Spitzer were literally banging the hookers that they just had arrested in some prostitution bust.the dude who is so disciplined that he became probably the second best player in history. Knows multiple languages. He’s going to throw all that away, completely lose his composure that he’s built up his entire life. Over pussy he can get anywhere?
You are a faggot. You say nigger in real life.....but are upset when people laugh at you online and call you a nigger lover because you suck and slob over Kobe Bryant's blood covered cock and defend his rape? "Oh please don't make fun of my favorite niggerball athlete".I am a racist in real life I say nigger and spic around niggers and spics. Not only behind a fucking username. When you reach levels of racism like this fucking idiot that you get triggered by someone having a different opinion. It’s time you take a look in the mirror.
By molesting what do you mean? Like groping? And those sentences should have ran concurrently.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how Indian was he?Mostly groping, but a fingering on one chick and a rape of another.
It wasn't his girlfriend. She was a prostitute or escort whom he was going to go bang at her house. He got there and saw that she was clearly murdered and attempted to cover his tracks to preserve his reputation. This failed so then he had to get ahead of the story and act like she was his girlfriend and he was all upset. He probably didn't even know her real name. She was a stripper who hooked on the side to random men.2/21/01 was when Ashton's girlfriend was found murdered in her home. According to the "official" story, Ashton went to pick her up for a date, left his prints on the front door, noticed spilled red wine by looking in the window, and subsequently went home and forgot about everything. The murder was pinned on some guy who was killing other women in the Los Angeles area, but the rumors said Scientology helped cover up the murder. The official story has never really added up (he saw spilled wine, and just decided to leave?) so curious to see if this gains any traction.
Half and half. According to the story Kutcher actually entered the home. His first call was to Danny as described here wondering wtf he should do. The LAPD is notoriously corrupt and I have no doubt they’re in bed with scientologists.You guys see what Hyde's ex posted?
2/21/01 was when Ashton's girlfriend was found murdered in her home. According to the "official" story, Ashton went to pick her up for a date, left his prints on the front door, noticed spilled red wine by looking in the window, and subsequently went home and forgot about everything. The murder was pinned on some guy who was killing other women in the Los Angeles area, but the rumors said Scientology helped cover up the murder. The official story has never really added up (he saw spilled wine, and just decided to leave?) so curious to see if this gains any traction.
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Well, I won't give you his very unique foreign name so you can read what he did, but he kinda deserved a harsh sentence. The irritating thing is that there were no men to throw him out of the house party so he just kept molesting till the drugs wore off.
Still though I think 15 years is enough, given the fact that he would have never done this sober. Running the sentences consecutively stinks.
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