How much has the Worm spent on his QUEEN?

[satanssockpuppet]

Yeah real women are never vapid or shallow or materialistic or sex-driven whores. Lmfao.

Of course they are, but the Viking bride is a bad caricature of that. All of the annoyingness, none of the vagina.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

Of course they are, but the Viking bride is a bad caricature of that. All of the annoyingness, none of the vagina.

The vagina's a positive?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The vagina's a positive?

Ideally, but there are exceptions.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I hope some day Jarl Alena takes in little Bimmy Norden as a thrall back to the homeland.
He would then be challenged to holmgång by her buff viking boyfriend and have to concede all his possessions including Kiss autographs and celebrity posters to him on risk of death.
Princess Alena just sitting on a fur chair surrounded by twinks holding purses while laughing maniacally (and manly-y).

 

[Zeroman]

The vagina's a positive?

As opposed to the alternative, sure.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

As opposed to the alternative, sure.

 

[Suetonius]

I’ve made this comparison before but Jim is essentially De Niro in Casino - he’s convinced that his whore wife will eventually learn to love him if he just throws enough money at her.

The inevitable divorce where he loses everything will be hilarious. Hopefully Thor even takes his signed celebrity pictures.

Imagine the scene where he confronts Lester in the bar but its some jerk off who was a former token lender. And instead of getting beat in the parking lot Norton sucks him off to get him to go away.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

Imagine the scene where he confronts Lester in the bar but its some jerk off who was a former token lender. And instead of getting beat in the parking lot Norton sucks him off to get him to go away.

The scene where Pesci is struggling to get the diamonds out of his wife's hair and when he finally does he slaps her and then kisses her but it's Jim trying to undo Nikki's tuck job