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How much has the Worm spent on his QUEEN?

EraGodless

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Lets take just the shortest look.

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Total: 15k (Sunglasses around 100-200$, tax etc.)

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Total: 20k (Ring - 5k, being generous.)

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Total: Almost 21k.

This is only in three photos. Now imagine everything on the coat rack, the makeup, bags, hats, shoes, this fucking retard is gonna lose everything.
Tbf, her peckah is priceless.
 

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I like her with that fur coat on stage

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Everything else is tacky garbage that a mentally ill man thinks a “princess” should wear.
It's a terrible impersonation of what he thinks a "woman" is supposed to be...a vapid, shallow, materialistic, sex-driven whore. I know heterosexual men who buy that kind of garbage for actual women, and Jimmy is many times more repellent than they are.
 

Ladynyahh

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Don't worry, he'll make it up when the reality show deal comes through and then he'll be living high on the hog (literally and figuratively, heheheh knowwhatimean :pfg_sm:)
 

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$250K in cam whore tokens? Plus flights and hotels during Prince Alan's international escorting career? Maybe more?
On the Whitney Cummings Ugly Cunt podcast there was a lot of info doled out:

-Alena is 26 but they met when she was 19. This means since 2016 they have been interacting…
-Norton would skype / facetime her all the time. Bill Burr was the one who went “DUDEEE YA GOTTA GO OVER THERE AND SEE HER” so Norton decided to book an entire European trip just for her.
-She was supposed to come to the Norway show he did, he bought plane tickets for her and a hotel for her but she missed her flight. So when he did his show in Amsterdam he bought her another set of hotel and flight tickets that she ended up using.
-She also appeared in Canada at the Just for Laughs shit which Norton also flew her out for / got her a hotel.

This is only 3 incidents and we’re talking about at least 2k.

If i do some of my fag math, their shoe collection is at least 1k. The makeup is probably 2k. (Designer - and a lot of it.) Their hat collection is at least 1k. The bags are the bulk of it and are probably 5k at least, even then i’m being generous.

This means Norton has spent a total of 36k on this woman.

Edit: I am seriously being generous about the bags being 5k. You saw the first one in the OP was 15 fucking k. We’re talking about multiple bags here. There is a good possibility the total is somewhere around 50k if not higher. What I also did not mention in the OP was that the ring cited (ruby plated one) is NOT the same ring she wears in other photos, so that is yet another insane 4 figure charge.
 
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It's a terrible impersonation of what he thinks a "woman" is supposed to be...a vapid, shallow, materialistic, sex-driven whore. I know heterosexual men who buy that kind of garbage for actual women, and Jimmy is many times more repellent than they are.
its what the mgtow faggots say Woman are
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On the Whitney Cummings Ugly Cunt podcast there was a lot of info doled out:

-Alena is 26 but they met when she was 19. This means since 2016 they have been interacting…
-Norton would skype / facetime her all the time. Bill Burr was the one who went “DUDEEE YA GOTTA GO OVER THERE AND SEE HER” so Norton decided to book an entire European trip just for her.
-She was supposed to come to the Norway show he did, he bought plane tickets for her and a hotel for her but she missed her flight. So when he did his show in Amsterdam he bought her another set of hotel and flight tickets that she ended up using.
-She also appeared in Canada at the Just for Laughs shit which Norton also flew her out for / got her a hotel.

This is only 3 incidents and we’re talking about at least 2k.

If i do some of my fag math, their shoe collection is at least 1k. The makeup is probably 2k. (Designer - and a lot of it.) Their hat collection is at least 1k. The bags are the bulk of it and are probably 5k at least, even then i’m being generous.

This means Norton has spent a total of 36k on this woman.

Edit: I am seriously being generous about the bags being 5k. You saw the first one in the OP was 15 fucking k. We’re talking about multiple bags here. There is a good possibility the total is somewhere around 50k if not higher. What I also did not mention in the OP was that the ring cited (ruby plated one) is NOT the same ring she wears in other photos, so that is yet another insane 4 figure charge.
You jealous?
 
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