This much, this joke only works if I spread my arms, fuck
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How much does @nobacon love christ?
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Jesus Christ of Nazareth is the living God and He should be the central figure of your life at all times.
I dont know dude, I never got crucified, I think I was better at life
Jesus was all about capitalism like when he fed the multitudes with only one loaf of bread
Sounds more like communism to me
maaaybe more than that!
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If you were the only human to have ever existed, Christ still would have endured humiliation and suffering on the cross to redeem you alone. Can you imagine pure love like that? Well it’s there for you at all times.
I heard one time the parents wouldn't let their kids play with Jesus so they hid their kids in a barn and then Jesus asked what was in the barn and they said farm animals so when they checked he used his magic to turn their kids into the farm animals and the story just ends.
Fun fact: That water into wine thing was actually him just polluting a local reservoir with motor oil because the dump was too far away
it's a fucking O&A reference. DO DA BIT!
We've sunk a lot into R&D here at Panera trying to figure out how he pulled that off
It wasn't a miracle. Jesus was just cheap.
Imagine if we could make one chicken and avo blt but sell it millions of times!
Jews lmao
He could turn water into wine he was probably fawkin zooted 24/7
Well he was a heeb