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“Historical Jesus” insults about how he would “actually” look from the location and time is the mark of a retard, FYI.
I don’t think you are retarded, for the record.
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How much does @nobacon love christ?
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“Historical Jesus” insults about how he would “actually” look from the location and time is the mark of a retard, FYI.
I don’t think you are retarded, for the record.
He was Jewish. I don't think anyone who looked like this
could have inspired such a following though.
This seems more palatable
Jewey, but charismatic
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Sigh. He’s the living god, He looks as he’s depicted and described by saints who have seen him. Not some Jewish researchers who say he looks like a tiny brown caveman. What a surprise that’s their conclusion huh?
He’s about 6 foot tall, with shoulder length wavey hair parted in the middle, a full beard with light eyes and muscular from a life of hard labour, fasting and travel.
Caviezel, no? How could Mel be wrong?
enough about me, what did Jesus look like?
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The only first hand accounts of his description in history are by two romans, who say he had a regal bearing, He wasn’t some little tunnel building rat looking jew.
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He appeared to Saint Faustina who was tasked with spreading the image she saw, and was told His appearance didn’t matter when she was obsessed over capturing his majesty accurately, that his Grace mattered. It was in line with every other depiction of Him by the religious, and aligns with what the shroud of Turin shows.
Ultimately it doesn’t matter, but I won’t tolerate the usual Jewish “ackyually he looked like a brown midget” slander.
He appeared to Saint Faustina who was tasked with spreading the image she saw, and was told His appearance didn’t matter when she was obsessed over capturing his majesty accurately, that his Grace mattered. It was in line with every other depiction of Him by the religious, and aligns with what the shroud of Turin shows.
Ultimately it doesn’t matter, but I won’t tolerate the usual Jewish “ackyually he looked like a brown midget” slander.
You're going to need to start citing shit that isn't a dream someone had because if you're asking me to believe you and the visions of some dumb bitch over the biblical archaeology review I'm afraid you're out of luck.
What Did Jesus Really Look Like?
What did Jesus look like? In “Painting a Portrait of Jesus,” D. Moody Smith examined the difficulties in answering this question.
www.biblicalarchaeology.org
So let me ask you this: Judas kisses Jesus to point him out to the people that want to betray him, right?
Why Did Judas Betray Jesus with a Kiss?
Judas Iscariot, not to be confused with Judas son of James (LukeOne of Jesus’ original twelve disciples, Judas betrayed the Master with a kiss—a betrayal particularly grievous because he was part of the Lord’s inner circle. What was the significance of this disciple’s treacherous act, and what...
www.biblestudytools.com
If Jesus is the only 6"4 blonde Aryan chadbro in the Levant why the fuck would he need to do that? Surely you could just casually mention it or, more obviously, his reputation as being the only non "tunnel building rat looking jew" in town would precede him.
He is average height for that place and time.
You're going to need to start citing shit that isn't a dream someone had because if you're asking me to believe you and the visions of some dumb bitch over the biblical archaeology review I'm afraid you're out of luck.
What Did Jesus Really Look Like?
What did Jesus look like? In “Painting a Portrait of Jesus,” D. Moody Smith examined the difficulties in answering this question.
So let me ask you this: Judas kisses Jesus to point him out to the people that want to betray him, right?
Why Did Judas Betray Jesus with a Kiss?
Judas Iscariot, not to be confused with Judas son of James (LukeOne of Jesus’ original twelve disciples, Judas betrayed the Master with a kiss—a betrayal particularly grievous because he was part of the Lord’s inner circle. What was the significance of this disciple’s treacherous act, and what...
If Jesus is the only 6"4 blonde Aryan chadbro in the Levant why the fuck would he need to do that? Surely you could just casually mention it or, more obviously, his reputation as being the only non "tunnel building rat looking jew" in town would precede him.
I'll cite the icons that have been handed down through the church for millennia now.
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The secret is to cut it into really small pieces.
Imagine if Mary and Joseph had turned Jesus in to @NoBacon's Aborted Child . He’d have no savior to die for his sins (sins such as aborting his baby)
lol, as-salamu alaykum to you too, wahalli.
edit - I realise now you may be fucking with me, that guy looks llke Mindy Kaling in a false beard
The demon "Allah" and his "prophet" Mohamed are in hell where they belong.
A lot of people will be disappointed but last time I talked to Jesus he told me he just wanted to be friends
Isaiah 53:2 - “He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.”
A height of 6'1" would have been notable at that time. It's just not realistic.
everyone would be wearing tiny coathangers around their necks
