How much does @nobacon love christ?

[JebJoh]

What did God say at the end of the sixth day of creation?

Bang?

 

[Jenna]

Yeah that would be kind of fucked up if church doctrine from the centuries after Jesus' incarnation had an effect on His appearance at birth.

Isn't that sorta the problem with all religion though? The dude who was in charge of the church at the time going "hey I just spoke to God, he really hates fat people now" and it just becomes accepted as God's will like some Groundlings Improv skit?

 

[JebJoh]

Do you even concede a religious leader called Jesus did exist and was crucified?

Never existed. It’s just a story made up by a bunch of Jews. Good one Jews.

 

[NoBacon]

What did God say at the end of the sixth day of creation?

Being made in His image could refer to having free will, which we seem intent on using to cause evil.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

The dude who was in charge of the church at the time

Please Jenna - learn some history before you pop off with this nonsense. At the very least you could be an entertaining scoffer.

 

[JebJoh]

Isn't that sorta the problem with all religion though? The dude who was in charge of the church at the time going "hey I just spoke to God, he really hates fat people now" and it just becomes accepted as God's will like some Groundlings Improv skit?

Logic doesn’t work on schizophrenics.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Being made in His image could refer to having free will, which we seem intent on using to cause evil.

He saw that it was good.

 

[NoBacon]

Never existed. It’s just a story made up by a bunch of Jews. Good one Jews.

Now you’re just trolling, even Richard Dawkins/Sam Harris/Christopher Hitchens acknowledge he lived and was crucified for religious reasons at the will of the Jews.

 

[JebJoh]

Now you’re just trolling, even Richard Dawkins/Sam Harris/Christopher Hitchens acknowledge he lived and was crucified for religious reasons at the will of the Jews.

The Jews got you again. None of those things are true.

 

[NoBacon]

The Jews got you again. None of those things are true.

Even Ben Shapiro wouldn’t claim he didn’t exist, you won’t find a single reputable source claiming Jesus is entirely fabricated.

 

[JebJoh]

Even Ben Shapiro wouldn’t claim he didn’t exist, you won’t find a single reputable source claiming Jesus is entirely fabricated.

Public figures have to tap dance around reality because there are enough people like you out there who care what they say. Most of them know the truth. I hear some kids believe in Santa Claus up until middle school, when someone is bound to spill the beans.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Sigh. He’s the living god, He looks as he’s depicted and described by saints who have seen him. Not some Jewish researchers who say he looks like a tiny brown caveman. What a surprise that’s their conclusion huh?

He’s about 6 foot tall, with shoulder length wavey hair parted in the middle, a full beard with light eyes and muscular from a life of hard labour, fasting and travel.

And a 9 inch piece

 

[JebJoh]

And a 9 inch piece

This is turning into Jesus porn, as the church intended.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Even Ben Shapiro wouldn’t claim he didn’t exist, you won’t find a single reputable source claiming Jesus is entirely fabricated.

Why didn't you mention Josephus? FUCK

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

This is turning into Jesus porn, as the church intended.

The bleeding eyes of Jesus motifs and paintings never really resonated with pro abortion nobacon. He was far more enraptured with the “throbbing cock of jesus ” painting he saw at a San Francisco art gallery

 

[JebJoh]

The bleeding eyes of Jesus motifs and paintings never really resonated with pro abortion nobacon. He was far more enraptured with the “throbbing cock of jesus ” painting he saw at a San Francisco art gallery

Makes perfect sense. The entire Vatican is a gay orgy with pedophile rooms. Jesus people love dicks. No judgement here.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Public figures have to tap dance around reality because there are enough people like you out there who care what they say. Most of them know the truth. I hear some kids believe in Santa Claus up until middle school, when someone is bound to spill the beans.

Ever heard of Josephus? Of course not - you're an idiot.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Ever heard of Josephus? Of course not - you're an idiot.

Or whoever that 'Tacitus' nigga is. Probably just some dude in charge of the church [uncapitalized] back then.

 

[JebJoh]

Ever heard of Josephus? Of course not - you're an idiot.

More bullshit. He was a Roman tool who had Jesus crammed into his writing for Roman interests. Why are you so predictable and so bad at actual history? Are you just a brainwashed idiot?

 

[Chive Turkey]

More bullshit. He was a Roman tool who had Jesus crammed into his writing for Roman interests. Why are you so predictable and so bad at actual history? Are you just a brainwashed idiot?

Because if there's anything the Romans wanted, it's more religious disorder in the region. That's totally the kind of image the new Flavian dynasty wanted to project, instead of a completely and forever subjugated Judaea thanks to their handiwork.