How much does @nobacon love christ?

[Turk February]

This much, this joke only works if I spread my arms, fuck

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

 

[NoBacon]

Jesus Christ of Nazareth is the living God and He should be the central figure of your life at all times.

 

[Turk February]

Jesus Christ of Nazareth is the living God and He should be the central figure of your life at all times.

I dont know dude, I never got crucified, I think I was better at life

 

[captain_kamala]

Jesus was all about capitalism like when he fed the multitudes with only one loaf of bread

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Jesus was all about capitalism like when he fed the multitudes with only one loaf of bread

Sounds more like communism to me

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

maaaybe more than that!

 

[NoBacon]

I dont know dude, I never got crucified, I think I was better at life

If you were the only human to have ever existed, Christ still would have endured humiliation and suffering on the cross to redeem you alone. Can you imagine pure love like that? Well it’s there for you at all times.

 

[BUBBLER]

If you were the only human to have ever existed, Christ still would have endured humiliation and suffering on the cross to redeem you alone. Can you imagine pure love like that? Well it’s there for you at all times.

I heard one time the parents wouldn't let their kids play with Jesus so they hid their kids in a barn and then Jesus asked what was in the barn and they said farm animals so when they checked he used his magic to turn their kids into the farm animals and the story just ends.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Fun fact: That water into wine thing was actually him just polluting a local reservoir with motor oil because the dump was too far away

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

This much,

maaaybe more than that!

it's a fucking O&A reference. DO DA BIT!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[Stent]

How much does Christ love you?

This much

 

[Phish]

If hes so forgiving ill just call him a faggot and slander him my whole life and he has to forgive me and let me into heaven anyways. Stupid dead fag.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Jesus was all about capitalism like when he fed the multitudes with only one loaf of bread

We've sunk a lot into R&D here at Panera trying to figure out how he pulled that off

 

[Podcasting 101]

We've sunk a lot into R&D here at Panera trying to figure out how he pulled that off

It wasn't a miracle. Jesus was just cheap.

 

[TorpidSloth]

It wasn't a miracle. Jesus was just cheap.

Imagine if we could make one chicken and avo blt but sell it millions of times!

 

[BUBBLER]

Imagine if we could make one chicken and avo blt but sell it millions of times!

Jews lmao

 

[Steve Ramone]

He could turn water into wine he was probably fawkin zooted 24/7

 

[TorpidSloth]

It wasn't a miracle. Jesus was just cheap.

Well he was a heeb