How many retards were in your school

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Great fucking answer Abe, so that's where it all began

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remembered a couple more.

There was a kid who wore a full suit every day who would dance if you threw change at him. And I mean AT him. Not at his feet. People would hum a nickel at the kid and be like "DANCE, FAGGOT!" and he would. I'm not even sure if he was a retard or if he just figured out a hustle.

There was also a deaf girl with standard deaf-voice who they'd let sing the national anthem over the P.A. system sometimes. Thank fuck she was deaf, because the entire school would be laughing while it was going on. That deaf girl was fucking hot too. Too bad she's hearing-retarded.

 

[PickleRickle]

Grade 9 art class. Two retards were placed at their own table at the back of the room. They were once in a heated argument over who was more retarded until one of them lost the argument by shitting their pants. The whole class had to clear out and do the rest of the assignment in the hall.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They were once in a heated argument over who was more retarded until one of them lost the argument by shitting their pants.

I would consider that winning the argument.

 

[PickleRickle]

I would consider that winning the argument.

I had a hard time deciding which to go with. I chose poorly.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Great fucking answer Abe, so that's where it all began

I've told my Batman-esque origin story here before. Where it all truly began was in kindergarten. There was a problem with the bathrooms in the classroom so I had to go down the hall to the big kid's washroom. I'd just peed and was going to warsh my hands when the school's only down syndrome kid came into the bathroom. I'd never seen a down syndrome retard and was fucking terrified. The motherfucker started trying to hug me or some shit and backed me into a corner and ended up bitch slapping me across the face. First time anyone ever hit me. I flipped the fuck out and screamed and cried all the way back to class. The teacher asked what happened and I described a literal monster attacking me so she instantly figured out it was the retard. A while later, the teacher tells me to come with her and the retard and his wrangler were waiting outside the classroom for me. So I'm going out there scared shirtless like "What the fuck are you walking me into, you bitch? That's the monster!" The tard wrangler gives me some speech about how the retard is actually very sweet and then MADE HIM FUCKING HUG ME. I cried again. Ever since that day, I know the truth about the down syndromes. They're violent predatory psychopaths and they're not to be trusted.

 

[PickleRickle]

I've told my Batman-esque origin story here before. Where it all truly began was in kindergarten. There was a problem with the bathrooms in the classroom so I had to go down the hall to the big kid's washroom. I'd just peed and was going to warsh my hands when the school's only down syndrome kid came into the bathroom. I'd never seen a down syndrome retard and was fucking terrified. The motherfucker started trying to hug me or some shit and backed me into a corner and ended up bitch slapping me across the face. First time anyone ever hit me. I flipped the fuck out and screamed and cried all the way back to class. The teacher asked what happened and I described a literal monster attacking me so she instantly figured out it was the retard. A while later, the teacher tells me to come with her and the retard and his wrangler were waiting outside the classroom for me. So I'm going out there scared shirtless like "What the fuck are you walking me into, you bitch? That's the monster!" The tard wrangler gives me some speech about how the retard is actually very sweet and then MADE HIM FUCKING HUG ME. I cried again. Ever since that day, I know the truth about the down syndromes. They're violent predatory psychopaths and they're not to be trusted.

You poor guy. I once had called a fat black girl on the playground fat, completely at random while playing tag, or some other game. She later came to my classroom with her teacher and they pointed me out and I had completely wiped this from memory 5 minutes prior. I denied it. Then I remembered and was like "Oh, yeah. I did do that" lol

If I ever got double tardhugged in a single day I would still be in the shower, Abe. How you holding up these days?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You poor guy. I once had called a fat black girl on the playground fat, completely at random while playing tag, or some other game. She later came to my classroom with her teacher and they pointed me out and I had completely wiped this from memory 5 minutes prior. I denied it. Then I remembered and was like "Oh, yeah. I did do that" lol

If I ever got double tardhugged in a single day I would still be in the shower, Abe. How you holding up these days?

I do one hundred muscle ups a day so I can stay in peak physical condition and be ready for the next time a retard tries to assault me. It's constantly on my mind. I just study Chef Adam Libby videos and train hard. That one event has really consumed my entire being. I was just a happy, carefree little boy and that was all taken away from me by a fat-tongued, evil retard.

 

[PickleRickle]

I do one hundred muscle ups a day so I can stay in peak physical condition and be ready for the next time a retard tries to assault me. It's constantly on my mind. I just study Chef Adam Libby videos and train hard. That one event has really consumed my entire being. I was just a happy, carefree little boy and that was all taken away from me by a fat-tongued, evil retard.

I havent experienced true tard strength in my time, but I know it exists. Its more of a feeling, yknow? Its why I never fucked with them myself. They used to have this thing in Elementary School called Electives, where once a year you got to choose an out of school activity to participate in. I chose swimming one year. One of the retards from the retard class chose swimming as well. After swimming, we're all in the gym locker room getting changed. This was no later than the 4th grade keep in mind. I hear a bunch of kids howling, I turn around, and theyre all pointing at the retards dick, that already had a fully developed muff (since he was probably fawkin 18) he had one long ass lint hanging out the tip of his retard dick. Im still scarred.

He licked the bus window on the ride back to the school.
God. I fucking hate retards and the implicit cruelty to them and us by forcing them into public schools just so the parents have a tard wrangler for the day, or since they cant accept that they have a lost fuckin cause that should be segregated from the normals and hidden away

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I havent experienced true tard strength in my time, but I know it exists. Its more of a feeling, yknow? Its why I never fucked with them myself. They used to have this thing in Elementary School called Electives, where once a year you got to choose an out of school activity to participate in. I chose swimming one year. One of the retards from the retard class chose swimming as well. After swimming, we're all in the gym locker room getting changed. This was no later than the 4th grade keep in mind. I hear a bunch of kids howling, I turn around, and theyre all pointing at the retards dick, that already had a fully developed muff (since he was probably fawkin 18) he had one long ass lint hanging out the tip of his retard dick. Im still scarred.

He licked the bus window on the ride back to the school.
God. I fucking hate retards and the implicit cruelty to them and us by forcing them into public schools just so the parents have a tard wrangler for the day, or since they cant accept that they have a lost fuckin cause that should be segregated from the normals and hidden away

The Spartans did it right

 

[PickleRickle]

The Spartans did it right

I actually edited out "throwing them off a cliff" for "hidden away" before posting lol

 

[PickleRickle]

Hows this for retard hate, I was so paranoid the retarded kid was going to sit next to my little sister on her first day of JK (or most days that year) that I sat with her on every ride to school just so the retard wouldnt be able to sit next to her. He was a spitter. I fucking hate retards that spit everywhere. Fuck.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I went to high school on Long Island in the 70s and there was this big lummox who would parade the halls and stare at everyone with these big cow eyes. He was like 17 and still in 9th grade.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I do one hundred muscle ups a day so I can stay in peak physical condition and be ready for the next time a retard tries to assault me. It's constantly on my mind. I just study Chef Adam Libby videos and train hard. That one event has really consumed my entire being. I was just a happy, carefree little boy and that was all taken away from me by a fat-tongued, evil retard.

Damn, a retard got you Abe?

 

[aRTie02150]

We had a couple of classes of them. One class were literal retards and the other was kids with behavioral issues.

The kids with behavioral issues were pretty bad. I actually got to know one of the girls with the issues and was able to see her tits and get my dick stroked by her too.

She wasn't bad at all, just really psychotic. She bullied a ton of girls and would punch like a man.

 

[WheelchairFred]

The thing I remember most about the kids in special ed classes is they always seemed to be in sweatpants. For picture day, they'd 'dress up' by wearing sweatshirts that matched their sweatpants. I remember a school dance in middle school, where a bunch of special ed kids in their matching sweats showed up. They occupied one corner of the gym and the rest of us kept 20 feet away from them, it looked like a force field was seperating us, like you had the weird kids in sweats, then an empty DMZ space, and then the rest of us middle schoolers. Even the teachers and chaperones self separated based on if they were responsible for normal kids or special ed kids. I bet the normal teachers made fun of the special ed teachers the same way we made fun of the special ed students.

Also in assemblies, we'd sometimes get outside speakers demanding silence and then a teacher or principal would have to whisper to them that the retards can't be quiet because they're retards and then the speaker would have to just pretend it was fine and they weren't just threatening the whole school with ending the assembly early or something.

 

[aRTie02150]

The thing I remember most about the kids in special ed classes is they always seemed to be in sweatpants. For picture day, they'd 'dress up' by wearing sweatshirts that matched their sweatpants. I remember a school dance in middle school, where a bunch of special ed kids in their matching sweats showed up. They occupied one corner of the gym and the rest of us kept 20 feet away from them, it looked like a force field was seperating us, like you had the weird kids in sweats, then an empty DMZ space, and then the rest of us middle schoolers. Even the teachers and chaperones self separated based on if they were responsible for normal kids or special ed kids. I bet the normal teachers made fun of the special ed teachers the same way we made fun of the special ed students.

Also in assemblies, we'd sometimes get outside speakers demanding silence and then a teacher or principal would have to whisper to them that the retards can't be quiet because they're retards and then the speaker would have to just pretend it was fine and they weren't just threatening the whole school with ending the assembly early or something.

Christ you brought back memories. I remember the sweatpants and shirt combinations and absolutely remember my English 11 teacher calling the sped teacher a "fuckin retahd" in the hallway when he bumped into him. I laughed because he looked at me in shock after he said it because he likely didn't mean to say it out loud.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

there was a tard who "managed" the basketball team at my high school (basically a glorified towel boy) and they made him feel good about himself. but then he got all haughty like those guys were his friends and he was actually on the team, which was annoying. Another rode my bus in grade school and jr high who apparently fell in the lunchroom in HS and busted his colostomy bag going through the lunch line, which was gross.

No other really memorable tards but I tried to be nice because the people I ate lunch with weren't socially too far above the tards. Not intellectually, just weird. One guy I'd known for years who was pretty smart but didn't do great in classes. Nice guy but even some teachers would give him shit including the one for the class I had with him that year. After he did he me and a handful of other guys in the class spent the rest of the year breaking that teachers balls every chance we could

 

[WheelchairFred]

there was a tard who "managed" the basketball team at my high school (basically a glorified towel boy) and they made him feel good about himself.

Not school but I remember one of my old jobs they hired a Downs syndrome guy to do cleaning around the building, nothing as complicated as mopping or scrubbing, but refilling shit in the break room, refilling soap and toilet paper and towels in the bathroom, watering plants, and sweeping. The guy was incredibly slow, it would take him most of a day to restock a single bathroom. This big fat Downsy guy would always be staring in the bathroom supply closet, right in front of the bathroom entrance, heavy breathing and grunting, trying to figure out what each bottle was and if it was raw bleach or hand soap that was supposed to go in the dispensers. One time I tried to squeeze by his stupid cart while he was standing there, blocking the whole bathroom. He went from comatose dummy to instant dickhead and got in my face all "DON TUCH MA CART" with shocking speed. I got the hell out of there and from then on whenever the guy noticed me he would say it loudly "MEMBER NO TUCH MA CART." A coworker asked me about it, and I was pretty annoyed by this retard causing a scene every time he saw me so I said "I tried to squeeze by his cart to get out of the bathroom one time and he's been acting like an asshole ever since". The coworker got all sanctimonious with me and scolded me for calling someone with Downs syndrome an asshole. A few weeks later the same coworker had a run in with the Downs syndrome janitor and was on the receiving end of a full blown tard rage out. The coworker pulled me aside and whispered "you were right, that retard is a dick." No shit, like being stupid and being an asshole are mutually exclusive. I should've said "who's the retard now?" and poked him in the chest for emphasis but I didn't think of that until just now, because I'm also stupid.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

There were two memorable retards in high school. One had the nickname "Mermaid" because the story went that she got brain damage falling into a pool and nearly drowning when she was little. Then there was Hakeem, a giant Arab-Mexican lummox who would "breakdance"(i.e. flail wildly) for single M&Ms or pennies. Mermaid has like 3 kids now, last I heard she was living in the woods, but that was years ago and I hope the situation has improved. Hakeem I have no idea.