How many of you are actually white?

[LingerLonger]

Persian here. I take great pride in the fact that Hitler considered us a part of the Aryan race.

You better not read his chapters in Mein Kampf on arabs then.

 

[Stent]

I think I'm Antarctican. I keep hearing my mother has a really slippery seal.

_{Ah, booo...}

 

[Turk February]

I'm a really, really dark skinned Chinese guy. Like super dark.

 

[MichaelRichardsBot]

I'm a really, really dark skinned Chinese guy. Like super dark.

HE'S A CHIGGER! HE'S A CHIGGER! A CHIGGER, LOOK THERE'S A CHIGGER!

 

[guest]

Is a Germanic Med white? I'm happy with my tanning level and penis so whatever the case is is fine by me.

It’s a tough one, man!

 

[SensibleKeks]

Himmler had scientists undertake excavations of prehistoric sites. Hitler commented:
”Why do we call the whole world's attention to the fact that we have no past? It's bad enough that the Romans were erecting great buildings when our forefathers were still living in mud huts; now Himmler is starting to dig up these villages of mud huts and enthusing over every potsherd and stone ax he finds. All we prove by that is that we were still throwing stone hatchets and crouching around open fires when Greece and Rome had already reached the highest stage of culture. We really should do our best to keep quiet about this past. Instead Himmler makes a great fuss about it all. The present-day Romans must be having a laugh at these revelations.”

 

[Turk February]

50 years ago we would've had you swinging from a very small tree

You know, I was going to start a little side business growing banzai trees to I went to an old Japanese master of the craft,
I asked him "Hey, Akimura Makamura-san", because that was his name, I asked him "what do you know about banzai trees?"
He turns to me and says: "Very little."

 

[Treat Yourself]

I'm mostly German but also Irish/Polish/Russian. I don't get to sit at the white folks' table?

 

[guest]

I’m Italian and Norwegian. Do I get the gas?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I’m Catholic but not Italian so I consider myself white and so should you.

Sorry your pseudo Jew ritualistic belief system makes you zyklon material

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Not me

 

[guest]

Put it this way, there isn't a single person in my family - close or extended - with brown eyes.

 

[Dennyislife]

My nephews are blonde but I am dark haired. Half my family have a constant tan like Ronaldo due to Italian family. The diversity in white people is never really addressed as it seems to be pretty random

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I’m Italian and Norwegian. Do I get the gas?

Just half a dose

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

50 years ago we would've had you swinging from a very small tree

We’d have him hanging upside down with a chopstick in his ass!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I may not be an actual white man, but I play one on TV.

 

[Meownaw]

Does having Irish in me count against it? I'm one of the few white ones here.

 

[guest]

We’ve seen many of the people here reveal themselves as niggers, sand niggers, Irish, Italian, Slavic etc. so my question is: who else here is actually white?

White requires being non catholic, having blue eyes (or having one parent with blue eyes), having had blonde hair at some point in your life, and not having any pollution in your dna.

So I ask: who is actually white in this disgusting mutt menagerie?

Spanish and Irish. White skin, hazel eyes and brown hair. I am definitely not making your cut.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Sicilian, Greek, and Irish. Brown hair, brown eyes, 5’5”, 105-ish IQ. Way better behaved than Nana but I know I don’t make the cut

 

[LingerLonger]

Put it this way, there isn't a single person in my family - close or extended - with brown eyes.

Same here. Dark eyes and dark hair is a big red flag.