How many lifetime sexual partners is acceptable for a woman?

[Harry Powell]

Hard for me to say since I’ve been with my wife for a really long time and I got to her young. I think it would depend on age so I could probably live with 1 per year on average starting at 18.

1 per year after 18? So your dating pool would be 0.001% of modern women.

 

[Harry Powell]

Are we including dogs in the case of white women?

Ask @FrogmanKurlan , he’s the expert in this arena

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

My buddy married a virgin, a Greek Orthodox chick. He’s a green orthodox but didn’t follow any religious behavior until he wanted a wife.

She only does vanilla missionary, no blow jobs ever, and takes no enjoyment in sex and only wanted to have sex to have children. Last I knew he threw a chair through their patio door glass and was having an affair with his assistant at work.

Yeah I could definitely see that being a problem, but this girl I was dating liked to get freaky. She blacked out once after a concert and kept saying she wanted to fuck when I put her in bed.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

1 per year after 18? So your dating pool would be 0.001% of modern women.

Sounds about right. If I became single I’d have to either move out into the woods Uncle Ted style (RIP) or move to some other country that hasn’t been kiked into oblivion yet. There’s no way I’m getting on Tinder or whatever and going through that charade.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Did you try to tell her if she fucks a dog and you just watch it doesn’t count? That may be why you broke up.

I think it’s funny I’m the forum’s dog fucker because of one post

 

[Petworth dude]

Sounds about right. If I became single I’d have to either move out into the woods Uncle Ted style (RIP) or move to some other country that hasn’t been kiked into oblivion yet. There’s no way I’m getting on Tinder or whatever and going through that charade.

You live in the DC area, right? I can confirm it's a shitty dating market, especially on the apps (online dating has ruined chicks' minds). It's a lot of mediocre chicks with no personality that are only looking for the crème de la crème of men. There are some diamonds in the rough out there, but it takes a lot of work.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

You live in the DC area, right? I can confirm it's a shitty dating market, especially on the apps (online dating has ruined chicks' minds). It's a lot of mediocre chicks with no personality that are only looking for the crème de la crème of men. There are some diamonds in the rough out there, but it takes a lot of work.

Yes I do and there’s no way I’d go through that. I’d probably move to the Caribbean and bang drunk tourists or go full Bernard Murphy with it out in the jungle.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I think it’s funny I’m the forum’s dog fucker because of one post

How many bridges have you built?

 

[guest]

if you ask (Western) women, multiply the number they give you by 3.

They legit only factor in a few Penis-in-Vagina situations. (The 3 random hook ups between boyfriend 2 and boyfriend 3 dont count to her for eg).

 

[turdcutter]

I used to feel mad about girls with body counts over 10, all the bjs and dongs bigger than mine they've probably had. But then I remember that I've had my tongue in a few women's anuses. Where they poop. That simple mental trick helps.

But you just don't ask. Any number over one is a whore.

 

[Harry Powell]

I used to feel mad about girls with body counts over 10, all the bjs and dongs bigger than mine they've probably had. But then I remember that I've had my tongue in a few women's anuses. Where they poop. That simple mental trick helps.

But you just don't ask. Any number over one is a whore.

Women don’t want you to know this ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

 

[CutesyMissy]

As many as she could take without turning her skin into a saddlebag.

Women with high mileage turn into crocodiles that need layers of makeup to hide that aging skin.

 

[Brooke Shields]

But then I remember that I've had my tongue in a few women's anuses. Where they poop. That simple mental trick helps

Do the current day porn jews trying to promote women eating man ass hurt this trick?
A girl licking a vagina is already boring enough, who the fuck would want to see that happen to a giant hariy man ass and dick

 

[WifeStoreWill]

As many as she could take without turning her skin into a saddlebag.

Women with high mileage turn into crocodiles that need layers of makeup to hide that aging skin.

You’re saying fucking different men makes their skin age more? That don’t make no sense.

 

[CutesyMissy]

You’re saying fucking different men makes their skin age more? That don’t make no sense.

I'm making a pre-scientific observation about women who are promiscuous, maybe they are usually poorer, maybe they have less healthy habits. I ain't a doctor.

Cut me some fucking slack. Nigger

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

 

[TheNanaDook]

I'm aware it's hypocritical, but less than 5 is ideal. 0 is ideal if you want a wife and kids and never suffer divorce, statistically speaking. For some reason, 2 previous is worse than 3, probably because at 2 previous (3 total), a woman has had at least 1 bad and 1 good, and women are fucking retarded, so she probably thinks there's a 10/10 out there just waiting for her, and at 3 previous (4 total), she's probably realized most are average. I'm over 30 and my girl is at 4, and it seems to work.

 

[bantadant]

I'm aware it's hypocritical, but less than 5 is ideal. 0 is ideal if you want a wife and kids and never suffer divorce, statistically speaking. For some reason, 2 previous is worse than 3, probably because at 2 previous (3 total), a woman has had at least 1 bad and 1 good, and women are fucking retarded, so she probably thinks there's a 10/10 out there just waiting for her, and at 3 previous (4 total), she's probably realized most are average. I'm over 30 and my girl is at 4, and it seems to work.

Same thought here- less than 5. And none of them from casual hook ups or one night stands- that's not wife material for me

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Same thought here- less than 5. And none of them from casual hook ups or one night stands- that's not wife material for me

I swear I’m not trying to be a dick here but what year do you think this is? I hope you’re already married because you’re describing probably 1/1,000 women at best. Unless you’re really young it’s probably not going to be the case.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I swear I’m not trying to be a dick here but what year do you think this is? I hope you’re already married because you’re describing probably 1/1,000 women at best. Unless you’re really young it’s probably not going to be the case.

It’s another reason it’s really not worth doing relationships these days. You have to hit the lottery and then she might be ugly or bad in bed. Or annoying.