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Hey, quit stealing my moves!in the real world- just put your fingers in, say "LALALALLALALA" outloud
What are you, a vampire?Zero to one only.
you steal all your moves from Nicole SullivanHey, quit stealing my moves!
It is posible.you steal all your moves from Nicole Sullivan
Do you interview all the guys she fucked? How do you know they are cool/good dudes? And why does it matter?I think it matters more on the quality of person. I’d rather fuck a woman with a body count of 10, who are all cool / good dudes from previous relationships, than a woman with a body count of 1 who fucked someone like Patrick or Nana. However anything after 10 is pretty weird. I don’t like the idea of casual sex for either gender.
These girls provide a valuable public service. They prevent a lot of 40-year-old virgins and mass shootings.A year? I know more than a few girls who entered college virgins and fucked 20 - 30 guys by the end of two semesters.
My freshman year of college two freshman girls who were roommates, literally had a contest to see who could have sex with more guys. They were dubbed The Love Tractors. Since they were the same year I was, anytime you met any girl, the first question they asked was "so which one of the love tractors did you sleep with?"
For most of my friends, the answer was 'both.' Since I try to avoid putting my dick in crazy and try even harder to avoid putting my dick in mentally ill, my answer was 'neither.'
A girl I was dating last year was waiting for marriage and she was 26, and I thought I had found a diamond in the rough. She was really bitchy though and I kept thinking a good dicking would chill her out, but we broke up. So it’s a tough one man, zero dick can be a bad thing.
A girl I was dating last year was waiting for marriage and she was 26, and I thought I had found a diamond in the rough. She was really bitchy though and I kept thinking a good dicking would chill her out, but we broke up. So it’s a tough one man, zero dick can be a bad thing.
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