How do you think you'll die?

[guest]

You're too good looking to be suicidal, only uglies should perish

K-Man wants some of that brown sugar. Lil taste lil taste.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

K-Man wants some of that brown sugar.

I wanna get in blackface and recreate this video, I have the hair for it and everything (I want his suit too)

 

[guest]

I wanna get in blackface and recreate this video, I have the hair for it and everything (I want his suit too)


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@captain_kamala comment?

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[Smeckler's Powder]

Heart attack while doing blow, John Entwistle style.

My buddy was at the Hard Rock center bar with hookers and blow watching them wheel Entwistle out due to hookers and blow

 

[Mitch Weaver]

My buddy was at the Hard Rock center bar with hookers and blow watching them wheel Entwistle out due to hookers and blow

Legend.
Your boy not that limey fuck with the pussy heart.

 

[guest]

In 10 years I'll have no wife, girlfriend, or kids, or even really any friends (and who needs friends), and I'll probably just slowly drink myself to death. I say 10 years because I'll at least try to find something to live for until then. Reading some posts here I don't think I'm alone with that. Artie, comment?

A couple years due to alcoholism. I guess.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

CFIT

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Ordering onion rings for the table.

 

[guest]

Covid

 

[guest]

Nigsam is such an impulsive ribber he has to ruin the bit. He can’t help himself.

 

[guest]

Old folskh home. Just please not in a plane crash

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Since the 90s I predicted my death would happen in 2025. I've made it my ATM PIN, my old employee PIN, and some other logins. I obsess over it.
Now it's less than three years away and, like, right fucking there. Waiting for me.
I have the sort of life people would love to have - a couple of great knuckleheaded kids, a wife who blows me B/D/A the jacuzzi - so I hope I'm wrong.
But, hey, if I make it that long I may rent out Hooligan's for NYE 2025 to celebrate.
After all, it's walking distance from home. In fact, I used to be able to see it from my window until some fat half-a-hovel owner blocked the view with a shoddy pre-fab backwards fence.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Hopefully aged 115 while my kids and grandkids figure out their various inheritance packages.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nigsam is such an impulsive ribber he has to ruin the bit. He can’t help himself.

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Fixed.

Was distracted by your gay-rape-off with Dan.

Who 'clogged' whomst's anus? Or do you have a double-ender clog?

That's a dutch wooden footwear anal insertion joke, with a twist that there might be a double-ended wooden shoe so you can pleasure each other's rectums simultaneously, you see?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Two weeks after my wife dies. From a broken heart.



Just kidding, it will be from some sort of untreated cancer that nobody else knew about because I'm not a needy faggot.