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you dead?
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mass shooting
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From the cops, or you plan to off yourself? Speak directly into my flower.
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Well neither tbh. Actually we fully count on one of you storming the office with an AR-15. It's nice that you're being coy about it though.
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Shirtless, m60 in each hand mowing down hundreds of Gooks in the Nam
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the cities are soooo much better for loners like us, pal. Imagine being in the sticks alone in the country everyday. fucking hell
at least in the state of 4 pm melancholy you can wonder around the streets, get an espresso at sal's and see those friendly brown faces and shake it up a bit from the soulcrushing solitude of modern existence, am i right gang
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Stop carcrashing me, that's felony rib manipulation!
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Cancer, living in bumblefuck area in a house that was passed down through family, if you are born and raised in this area you live forever but if not you get some form of cancer, no outsider has beaten the cancer or have it go into remission so I know the ending and find it oddly comforting
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something impulsive due to my mental illness. either i get ahold of a gun while suicidal or lay down on the train tracks which i've already done, by the way. i really don't want to do that to my kids but it's always on my mind.
if i somehow miraculously survive that, i will die from cancer i have smoked more than a pack a day for many years.
if i somehow miraculously survive that, i will die from cancer i have smoked more than a pack a day for many years.
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I'm guessing the conductor notices your bellybutton from half a mile away and just blows the horn.
Kidding of course. Please don't do that to yourself.
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it was a whole big scene i got in a fight with my husband then jumped the fence and went over there. the damn mental health crisis team came and got me. they've since lost funding and been shut down so now i get the cops.
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Jumping fences is hard, congrats on that
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Wuh happen??! He okay?? Maybe Dan try on nex show!! Bababooey bababooey Dan Murren’s penis bababooey!!
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i'm very slim and limber. when i was in the mental hospital one kid made it across the fence to walmart across the street before the sheriffs caught him. his punishment was he had to wear a hospital gown and have his lunch brought to him instead of going to the chow hall in normal clothes with the rest of us.
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Thrown from my horse after I startle it by sharting loudly
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You should have gone at night, naked, with some cloths in a sack on your back
your black skin is perfect for a night escape
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Driving into something while being on a shit load of drugs. Hopefully an orphanage.
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