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How do you dump a girl with no hard feelings?

RoTheHo69

SUBPOENA
There ain't no good guy
There ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me
And we just disagree


Tell her the truth; your feelings have run their course and you will be moving on but wish her the best. Acting the dick to get her to break up with you is a time suck and cowardly.
Don't listen to this bullshit. Cut a loud fart. Yell at her for having bad opinions and being a stupid cunt. Avoid the discussion completely. Talk politics.
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
Talk politics.
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We're going to be together forever, baby.
 
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