How do you dump a girl with no hard feelings?

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Caribbean cruise. Rock coat.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

just avoid her

I’m partial to just blocking her number. That sorts itself out.

 

[RoTheHo69]

There ain't no good guy
There ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me
And we just disagree


Tell her the truth; your feelings have run their course and you will be moving on but wish her the best. Acting the dick to get her to break up with you is a time suck and cowardly.

Don't listen to this bullshit. Cut a loud fart. Yell at her for having bad opinions and being a stupid cunt. Avoid the discussion completely. Talk politics.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Talk politics.

We're going to be together forever, baby.

 

[Stent]

Tell her that her dick is too small. You're a size queen.

 

[PickleRickle]

I wouldnt know. I usually hold back my frustrations until I unleash like a complete psycho.