Be a man and tell her it’s time to move on.
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How do you dump a girl with no hard feelings?
- Thread starter Andy Elliott
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Wait for something really bad to happen to her - like a parent dying or her getting cancer- and do it then so it doesn't hurt as much.
I would do this or just ghost her but I'm a scumbag.
1. share her nudes with us
2. tell her you posted her nudes
3. break up amicably
2. tell her you posted her nudes
3. break up amicably
show her O&A forums
In my experience, this works 90% of the time:
Propose.
And if it fails, at least your mom will be happy.
Propose.
And if it fails, at least your mom will be happy.
I did the ghosting or pretend to move for work a few times. Eventually they get the hint.
women break up by constantly claiming they're ill and postponing meetups. that's what you need to do.
Even bettah, just show her O&A
Take her sightseeing at the Grand Canyon. Come back alone.
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Alternatively, you can rape her sister
If you don't have the balls to just end it, and as long as you don't share a lot of mutual friends, you could always get her to dump you. All you need to do is text her 50 times a day with things like "where are you?" "what are you doing?" "Thinking of you, are you thinking about me?" Etc. 2 days of that and you'll never hear from her again.
The old QUANspiracy!
