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How do you dump a girl with no hard feelings?

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I find it's preferable to dump them feet-first, as when you do it head-first, they often land in an awkward position, and you end up having to climb in there and straighten them all out before you fill in the hole. But there is no "right" answer that covers every possible eventuality. Hole depth, like in several other situations, that's the key. Like the old saying goes, bury too shallow, plans go fallow.
 

RobertMewler

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I'm such a faggot I care too much about being the "bad guy" in these situations. Right now my MO is becoming such a disgusting unlikeable fuck that they dump me. Any secrets?

theadviceshow.mp3
There ain't no good guy
There ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me
And we just disagree


Tell her the truth; your feelings have run their course and you will be moving on but wish her the best. Acting the dick to get her to break up with you is a time suck and cowardly.
 

Brooke Shields

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Tell her you got a much better job and are going to need to move.

Then any time you see her in the future just allude that it's taking long, then that it fell through so she feels bad for you / better about herself for not being stuck with a loser who dumped her girlfriend for a job he failed at getting
 
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