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I'm such a faggot I care too much about being the "bad guy" in these situations. Right now my MO is becoming such a disgusting unlikeable fuck that they dump me. Any secrets?
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How do you dump a girl with no hard feelings?
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That’s always what I’ve done too
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I find it's preferable to dump them feet-first, as when you do it head-first, they often land in an awkward position, and you end up having to climb in there and straighten them all out before you fill in the hole. But there is no "right" answer that covers every possible eventuality. Hole depth, like in several other situations, that's the key. Like the old saying goes, bury too shallow, plans go fallow.
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Tell her that you're going to fight for Russia. That's what I would do.
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There ain't no good guy
There ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me
And we just disagree
Tell her the truth; your feelings have run their course and you will be moving on but wish her the best. Acting the dick to get her to break up with you is a time suck and cowardly.
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just avoid her
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Just decide you've broken up already and go date other girls until she catches on. Like our hero Anthony Cumia.
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Using a vat of acid
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Tell her you got a much better job and are going to need to move.
Then any time you see her in the future just allude that it's taking long, then that it fell through so she feels bad for you / better about herself for not being stuck with a loser who dumped her girlfriend for a job he failed at getting
Then any time you see her in the future just allude that it's taking long, then that it fell through so she feels bad for you / better about herself for not being stuck with a loser who dumped her girlfriend for a job he failed at getting
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There’s nothing you can say that will make her feel any better about it. I would just say something along the lines of “Hey, you’re great… but this has ran its course. I wish it didn’t, but I think we’re just missing something.”
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What's being a bigger bad guy and causing more hard feelings: just breaking up with her or passive-aggressively being a faggot about it until she breaks up with you? You know the answer. Do the right thing. Faggot.
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Pillow over her face
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That’s a tough one man genuinely . (Inhales) go try some open mics and don’t give up!
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Tell her to get a job, lazy cunt
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Ask for a threesome with one of her friends. Either she breaks up with you out of disgust or you get a 3some.
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