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DMAN

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Never heard any voices other than The DMONOLOGUE which is just your brain spitballin'. The DMAN will rethink a few different ways to say things. Naturally, he assumes, this is what most people do.

The DMAN has never taken any antidepressant or any Suicide Mass Murder Pills. The DMAN typically is known for his steel, icy demeanor. But lately he's been blowing up at everybody like Alex Jones on Piers Morgan. Index finger pointing in peoples faces and all.

Now, The DMAN doesn't consider himself a tough guy or bipolar or anything undiagnosed, but the way he snaps on people may seem uncalled for, because he keeps rethinking "The DMAN is so well-behaved that this idiot thinks they can slight him and walk all over him. Then the look on their face "oh shit" when you unload -- so worth it. They really didn't think you were going to hit back. Is that a crazy way to be? Because sometimes The DMAN will just be in a docile mood and not say or do much of anything, unless of course someone provokes. And then it's Opie Season. And he kills the messenger.
 
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