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Like hiding from a chinese vampire.I actually have a blind friend. And I've learned to control my breath so she wouldn't know I'm around when she was bumming cigarettes.
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Like hiding from a chinese vampire.I actually have a blind friend. And I've learned to control my breath so she wouldn't know I'm around when she was bumming cigarettes.
He was a professional Jazz finger snapper...always showing off his ability snap. You could be minding your business, making some quaint origami out of paper, this beatnik would show up and show off his hand/finger dexterity, people would curse under their breath of his tiresome mogging...What do you think you were like in a past life?
You know what's weird. I actually had to get quite good at origami as a teacher. I could probably still do a lot of it one handed.He was a professional Jazz finger snapper...always showing off his ability snap. You could be minding your business, making some quaint origami out of paper, this beatnik would show up and show off his hand/finger dexterity, people would curse under their breath of his tiresome mogging...
So now we're here with the karma and shit.
How can you be so cruel and call yourself a Christian. I sense a bit of hypocrisy in you.Patter and soycumstance is Turk's whole life.
You two should have a Scripture-bee, I unironically think you know more bible stuff than him.How can you be so cruel and call yourself a Christian. I sense a bit of hypocrisy in you.
Well if you knew the Bible faith alone is all it takes. You don't have to understand it. You two fags are going to heaven while I'll chill in hell with Kurt Cobain, Penn Jillette and a cat.You two should have a Scripture-bee, I unironically think you know more bible stuff than him.
What if hell had no alcohol or cigarettes? You’d be fuckedWell if you knew the Bible faith alone is all it takes. You don't have to understand it. You two fags are going to heaven while I'll chill in hell with Kurt Cobain, Penn Jillette and a cat.
Time for me to repent because that sounds awful.while I'll chill in hell with Kurt Cobain, Penn Jillette and a cat.
I could cope after a week. It's happened before.What if hell had no alcohol or cigarettes? You’d be fucked
You shut that disrespectful mouth, Bonnie!Probably still a faggot.
Jail? lolI could cope after a week. It's happened before.
Nothing can ever truly be destroyed, that’s true. We all come from the stars. Great ‘stache, btw.Probably some other arrangement of matter and circumstance. You can't deny that's all we are. And you can't deny that matter and circumstance can reform to make you again.
Rehab. I've never spent more than 12 hours in a jail. Maybe 16.Jail? lol
Wait until I get my mullet, im like 95 percent sure I'm getting it. I'm gunna look like such a piece of shit.Nothing can ever truly be destroyed, that’s true. We all come from the stars. Great ‘stache, btw.
I was talking about Turk not you.You shut that disrespectful mouth, Bonnie!
Me and @CQ Beans teamed up. We formed a band called Push To The Limit My Dinosaur. We play surf rock.I was talking about Turk not you.
I just shake my ass on the surfboard while you do it. It's not a very good performance. But whatever. We sold out that Arts Center in Littleton.Of course I play bass. I stink and I don’t like it.
Yes, I know I was defending him. And you’ll shut your mouth when you’re in my office!I was talking about Turk not you.
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