Home gym Pat is back

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nice gym, stupid.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Ronnie Coleslaw.
Jay Cutlet.
Flex Mealer.
Lee Feast.

Big Rummy

 

[AntSucks]

Weightlifting burns so few calories, especially at his level. I'm looking forward to seeing the result of his 200 calorie workout and his 800 calorie post workout shake.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Ronnie Coleslaw.
Jay Cutlet.
Flex Mealer.
Lee Feast.

Tim T-Bone

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Weightlifting burns so few calories, especially at his size, lack of muscle and diet discipline. I'm looking forward to seeing the result of his 200 calorie workout and his 800 calorie post workout shake.

Went for a run after work today, which was not so great (windy as shit with cold rain in Poland), but I managed to burn 600 cal.

Pat thinks a few curls and 3 sets of 10 on the neck will make him lean.

Patrick, you’re a sad, FAT fuck.

 

[guest]

Fucking lying asshole.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Big Rummy

Charles Fatlas

 

[guest]

Hope he has those 2.5lb plates to get his 250 bench set up.

 

[Snake]

Everyday is jowls day, child.

 

[Stent]

Can't use a pull up bar on ancient pocket doors. Also weighing 350lbs doesn't help.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Him blaming winter on not working out makes zero sense since he’s talking about a bench press. Just another excuse from Pat, it took him months just to start putting it together while only being a flight of stairs away and forever unemployed. He’s that lazy.

 

[guest]

Ronnie Coleslaw.
Jay Cutlet.
Flex Mealer.
Lee Feast.

Arnold Cornandegger
Lou ThePigno
Rich Pigana

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

He goes to Planet Fatness

 

[MonsterSteve]

lmao, nevermind. He didn't purchase a second workout bench. He just never opened the first one he bought last fucking December. Almost a year ago! hahahahaha

That's because I started working out 5 days a week at our local gym, child. See, I'm wider in the chest and arms than most people.

 

[Meownaw]

I could be wrong but do gym's really just close up shop in the winter until springtime? Seems like bad business to me.

 

[guest]

I could be wrong but do gym's really just close up shop in the winter until springtime? Seems like bad business to me.

Mama Raven's Special Boy doesn't like to go out in the cold to work out, child.

 

[Stent]

He used to talk down to people joining after New Years because he's a long time regular. This fat fuck now thinks the gym is closed because it's cold outside?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Patrick is like Mickey Mantle. Except he’s not athletic, good looking, smart, or funny. But he probably has a binge drinking damaged liver, just like The Mick did.

 

[guest]

Do you think this idiot figured out to unbox it first and take it up to the attic piece by piece.

 

[FurBurger]

Mama Raven's Special Boy doesn't like to go out in the cold to work out, child.

"If there's frost on the snout, he doesn't go out" she always said.