Home gym Pat is back

[JesseTheGovernor]

Fatty Boombatty says no more excuses, but sounds like he is fatly excusing his no longer going to the gym. “Hey guys, it’s gunna be chilly so like, no gym, but I dumped the parts of a year old weight bench on the ground so, as you can clearly see, I am not fat whatsoever”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Fatty Boombatty says no more excuses, but sounds like he is fatly excusing his no longer going to the gym. “Hey guys, it’s gunna be chilly so like, no gym, but I dumped the parts of a year old weight bench on the ground so, as you can clearly see, I am not fat whatsoever”

Pats excuses have excuses. His life is all excuses.

 

[guest]

If you have a local gym to workout at what difference does the weather make? I get having a bike or treadmill because you don’t want to run in the winter but the other shit makes no sense.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

You were going to your regular gym during the winter, Tubbs? Fucking fooled all of us with the increased waistlines on both you and Nikki over the last few months. And you have increased the amount of flabby fish folds around your faggot mouth in an amazingly short time. What was your workout regiment? Scuba diving and staring eye to eye with catfish to finally nail the fatty fish face look?
You were at hooligans all summer and spring. Just because a guy named Jim patrons there, doesn't make it a gym you fat faggot. I hope he slaps on "teh 250lbs" on the bar and is the type to benchpress with the bar incorrectly placed by the collar bone and he crushes his trachea

 

[Juschippinyababe]

If you have a local gym to workout at what difference does the weather make? I get have a bike or treadmill because you don’t want to run in the winter but the other shit makes no sense.

Fitness lies he's tells himself and us to this very day

 

[Raymond]

Didn't Niki hire a colored fella to get the first rounds of gym equipment upstairs?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I hope it all falls through the ceiling onto him

 

[Harry Powell]

The links below might be a little jacked up because they're old and there were saved in a notepad app on my phone, but the prices I have there are accurate as to when he posted his purchase.

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Nordictrack
minimum $1,000 on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07HB7QBQ2/)

Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "The perfect post Thanksgiving delivery. The home gym just got a lot more serious."

0 likes, 0 comments - pstomlinson on November 27, 2020: "The perfect post Thanksgiving delivery. The home gym just got a lot more serious.".

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Jumping boxes
$260

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1338547025693077504

-model/price:
Pull Up Bar
$150

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1341853786902544384

-model/price:
Weight Bench
$227

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1341874248294535171

-model/price: ______________________________________________

So let's add this stupid thing to the list:

$250


Another $250 work out bench despite purchasing a $227 work out bench mere months ago. Always with the excuses for not using any of this shit, too. "Winter is coming", yeah so is a heart attack borne from a lifetime of sedentary tweeting and eating bar food, asshole.

What shitty products. He can’t afford anything high end ever

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Ronnie Coleslaw.
Jay Cutlet.
Flex Mealer.
Lee Feast.

Pig Lenny

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Wow, 10 months later he hasn't even put any of the shit together. Might as well keep it in the box Patso, it'll be easier to sell that way

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

How the hell are some stupid jumping boxes more expensive than an inclined bench press?

 

[Snake]

 

[guest]

WTF was he doing the last three months when he was trying to get "beach hot"?

 

[guest]

So he bought a home gym to only continue going to his local gym and never put it together, even though he bragged it was coming alone nicely. From his appearance he hasn’t worked out in years. Tiny arms, zero traps, and a body shape of mashed potatoes. This how people spend money they didn’t earn.

Imagine deciding 41 is the age when you're finally going to get muscles. This fat fuck throws his back out clipping fingernails.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

WTF was he doing the last three months when he was trying to get "beach hot"?

Tweeting.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fat Lalanne

 

[Clint Ruin]

Not a single box jump achieved, not a single 1/10 of a mile run on his treadmill. Time to buy a weight bench.

I thought the piggy needed "heavy weights" to get a workout. How much weight can that attic hold?

This is an investment, the whole purpose of this will be to claim he lifts weights in the attic almost every day, this is 1000% all part of his plan to double-down on the fake toughguy act

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Rick's a geek. There's no way he also exercises and lifts weights. Wait... Unless...

 

[fricklefrackle]

Thanks for sharing, fatso.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is an investment, the whole purpose of this will be to claim he lifts weights in the attic almost every day, this is 1000% all part of his plan to double-down on the fake toughguy act

He is preparing for the workout montage in his brain that he has been daydreaming about for years.