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Home gym Pat is back
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Oh, yeah. That's why you looked like an albino Guatemalan squat monster in those photos.
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weight lifting is gay
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Niki will have to pay someone to put it together. So it’s exactly what we figured, they bought it to “improve their health” then never put it together. Another example of spending someone else’s money you didn’t earn. I guess this was the PPP fraud. From their vacation pics piggy didn’t even go to the gym OR work out at home. Lazy fuck.
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Somebody is putting it together at half a hovel right now so its together when they get back from #CostaRica2021
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Not a single box jump achieved, not a single 1/10 of a mile run on his treadmill. Time to buy a weight bench.
I thought the piggy needed "heavy weights" to get a workout. How much weight can that attic hold?
I thought the piggy needed "heavy weights" to get a workout. How much weight can that attic hold?
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So he’s admitting his attic gym never even existed?
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He is doing ThaT Thing again wiTh his TweeTs where he is lying abouT working ouT
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More wasted tax dollars from the patman. He's a menace to society!
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Box jumps is even gayer than crossfit and totally useless unless you're trying to fuck your knees up on purpose.
All you need is a dumbbell bench and a door frame pullup bar.
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Fatrick is more insufferable than a cross fitter.
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Ronnie Coleslaw.
Jay Cutlet.
Flex Mealer.
Lee Feast.
Jay Cutlet.
Flex Mealer.
Lee Feast.
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The links below might be a little jacked up because they're old and there were saved in a notepad app on my phone, but the prices I have there are accurate as to when he posted his purchase.
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Nordictrack
minimum $1,000 on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07HB7QBQ2/)
www.instagram.com
Jumping boxes
$260
-model/price:
Pull Up Bar
$150
-model/price:
Weight Bench
$227
-model/price: ______________________________________________
So let's add this stupid thing to the list:
$250
Another $250 work out bench despite purchasing a $227 work out bench mere months ago. Always with the excuses for not using any of this shit, too. "Winter is coming", yeah so is a heart attack borne from a lifetime of sedentary tweeting and eating bar food, asshole.
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Nordictrack
minimum $1,000 on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07HB7QBQ2/)
Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "The perfect post Thanksgiving delivery. The home gym just got a lot more serious."
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www.instagram.com
Jumping boxes
$260
-model/price:
Pull Up Bar
$150
-model/price:
Weight Bench
$227
-model/price: ______________________________________________
So let's add this stupid thing to the list:
$250
Another $250 work out bench despite purchasing a $227 work out bench mere months ago. Always with the excuses for not using any of this shit, too. "Winter is coming", yeah so is a heart attack borne from a lifetime of sedentary tweeting and eating bar food, asshole.
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Confirming what we already knew: Pig hasn't posted any pictures of his home gym because it was never put together. Any of it.
Lazy fat cunt sits home all day long and does absolutely nothing. And fuck Niki for enabling this 42 year old child. They both deserve hate.
Lazy fat cunt sits home all day long and does absolutely nothing. And fuck Niki for enabling this 42 year old child. They both deserve hate.
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Or cross dresser
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lmao, nevermind. He didn't purchase a second workout bench. He just never opened the first one he bought last fucking December. Almost a year ago! hahahahahaThe links below might be a little jacked up because they're old and there were saved in a notepad app on my phone, but the prices I have there are accurate as to when he posted his purchase.
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Nordictrack
minimum $1,000 on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07HB7QBQ2/)
Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "The perfect post Thanksgiving delivery. The home gym just got a lot more serious."
0 likes, 0 comments - pstomlinson on November 27, 2020: "The perfect post Thanksgiving delivery. The home gym just got a lot more serious.".
Jumping boxes
$260
-model/price:
Pull Up Bar
$150
-model/price:
Weight Bench
$227
-model/price: ______________________________________________
So let's add this stupid thing to the list:
$250
Another $250 work out bench despite purchasing a $227 work out bench mere months ago. Always with the excuses for not using any of this shit, too. "Winter is coming", yeah so is a heart attack borne from a lifetime of sedentary tweeting and eating bar food, asshole.
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So he bought a home gym to only continue going to his local gym and never put it together, even though he bragged it was coming alone nicely. From his appearance he hasn’t worked out in years. Tiny arms, zero traps, and a body shape of mashed potatoes. This how people spend money they didn’t earn.
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That’s a lie, Niki paid someone to lift that box
