Hilarious seeing Jim Norton gain all this weight as his contract extension ends

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

It was his faggot idol Ozzy Osbourne.

Gowan ta da jyam an eatin batter

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Jee-zus Christ!

 

[guest]

that's one bloated worm, aww, he's miserable and scared...

 

[Udders]

Thank you for posting that. One of the biggest laughs I had on the old sub was this picture with the caption, 'Sucking a woman's cock is not gay.'

 

[guest]

Jim Bloaten

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[Stent]

Gointodagymaneatinbedda.

I hope Jennifer Carmody has finally OD'd so he'll have nobody to talk to when he's fired. A cute broad with no tits and a substance addiction but he thought he could do better. Now he's all alone and fat again.




Chased her dreams but only caught herpes.

 

[Snake]

Gointodagymaneatinbedda.

I hope Jennifer Carmody has finally OD'd so he'll have nobody to talk to when he's fired. A cute broad with no tits and a substance addiction but he thought he could do better. Now he's all alone and fat again.




Chased her dreams but only caught herpes.

This is what they consider a 10. Some garden variety NYC twat that has sharp ass pelvic bones that could butter toast. I just remembered this is the one that pegged him like the faggot that he is.

 

[Stent]

This is what they consider a 10. Some garden variety NYC twat that has sharp ass pelvic bones that could butter toast. I just remembered this is the one that pegged him like the faggot that he is.

Every comic has an ex-girlfriend who tried to latch onto their early fame and ride it to a career of their own. This bitch picked the wrong faggot. All the despicable shit he would've asked her to do, the utter disregard for anyone but himself, the neediness and crying on the phone to her. Norton beat her at her own game.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

He's reminiscing about his "black and white dildo" chunk from ye old days.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I would lo

If only he’d start drinking again. I would love nothing more than seeing him drive drunk into a semi.

Very to see him take a shot and get a buzz then maybe be funny.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He wasted all that time pecking at almonds and scared of sugar and salt for nothing.

That's the best part. For all his insufferable pontificating about health, he clearly ditched the diet the moment Covid reared its head and inconvenienced his life slightly. That means he must've been absolutely miserable all those years eating that awful health nut crap.

Worm predictably veered from one extreme to the other, from slobdom to nutritional diva and then going back again. He's a great example of how Spartan fad diets reliably fail.

 

[Age.]

I’m out of the loop, saw on Twitter bitch tits was hiding upstate at his “girlfriends“ place?

I missed you guys, fuck.. got a lot of catching up to do.

 

[EraGodless]

Fatboy Jim

 

[CumiaPoodle]

It sounded like he was going for an Irish accent to me. Didn't he say it to someone from U2 or something like that? Whatever the particulars, yes it made my skin crawl. But then it probably did for Americans too. No one likes a fake.

I was out eating with a friend of mine who was black and the waiter was NY Puerto Rican to the fullest. My friend all of a sudden adopted this Puerto Rican accent, made me sick. Nervous insecure code switching faggot.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Gointodagymaneatinbedda.

I hope Jennifer Carmody has finally OD'd so he'll have nobody to talk to when he's fired. A cute broad with no tits and a substance addiction but he thought he could do better. Now he's all alone and fat again.




Chased her dreams but only caught herpes.

He banged this bitch? Despite her being fucking anorexic he should have never been able to touch her. if he left her lol. Then tried to marry a mountain of a man cam prostitute.

 

[Stent]

He banged this bitch? Despite her being fucking anorexic he should have never been able to touch her. if he left her lol. Then tried to marry a mountain of a man cam prostitute.

She claimed to have blown him while he was in character as Chip. Meth is a hell of a drug.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Compound faggots begging for Jim and Sam to fall into deeper obscurity.

Wonder what happens if Sirius takes Opie back

why would they stick together. They have no fans and they sucked.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I love it - Jimmy needs the job. It's his only purpose in life. Without that, what does he have? Chip? LOL

 

[aRTie02150]

I was out eating with a friend of mine who was black and the waiter was NY Puerto Rican to the fullest. My friend all of a sudden adopted this Puerto Rican accent, made me sick. Nervous insecure code switching faggot.

People do this to me. I don't have a foreign accent at all and it still happens.