Heading to the gym packed with resolutioners. God help me...

[Snake]

Don't forget when he posted a picture of his brass catcher saying he was going to reload rounds to try to "crack 3000fps" even though there is zero evidence he ever had a reloading setup. He just said it because he thought it sounded cool and tough and not fat or hypertensive.

I've integrated my reloading press with my deli slicer. I'm sorry you're so uneducated.

Can you imagine this retard making his own rounds? He'd either put too little powder or too much and in that case the receiver would blow up in his fat fucking face and hopefully lose an eye. But, as long as piggy gets his treats, he's fine.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I've integrated my reloading press with my deli slicer. I'm sorry you're so uneducated.

Can you imagine this retard making his own rounds? He'd either put took little powder or too much and in that case the receiver would blow up in his fat fucking face and hopefully lose an eye. But, as long as piggy gets his treats, he's fine.

Fuck I really want Pat to start reloading now.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Fuck I really want Pat to start reloading now.

The Fatrix: Reloaded

 

[BudDickman]

At least resolutioners have goals to better themselves. Pat is either a fraud who has no shame about lying about being a gym rat, or he suffers from Dunning-Kruger effect so badly that he isn't even able to recognize that whatever he does at the gym is not effective.

 

[Snake]

The Fatrix: Reloaded

I know Kung Fu, little baby child.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I know Kung Fu, little baby child.

nyum nyam nyam you sound like you have a red pill stuck in your mouth, little baby girl.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Chinity
Flank
Lozer

 

[RoTheHo69]

He has a home gym. God help him for being a homo.

 

[Phish]

Haha you click on any pig tweet that has more than 3 comments and all it looks like is this:

 

[guest]

Tonnie Coleslawman

Arnold CornandEgger

 

[EraGodless]

Tonnie Coleslawman

Ronnie Coldcuts

Frank Vain

I know Kung Fu, little baby child.

Amorphous

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

We know you don't like treadmills, tubby.

These are not things that anyone who actually uses a treadmill will say. This is 100% cosplaying as someone who cares about fitness.

There is no such thing as a "pro grade" treadmill because there are no "professional" treadmill runners. It's a meaningless label meant to sucker in rubes.

And no one aside from very, very serious runners would ever use the 12° incline (which is more or less standard on every single treadmill in even low rent gyms like Planet Fitness, so it's a weird brag to begin with) for anything other than walking. A 5° incline would be more than sufficient for a non-serious runner fat ass like Pat.

We see you, Pat. You don't work out.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

...I'm sorry, but what's the purpose or advantage of having a "big display" on a treadmill?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

...I'm sorry, but what's the purpose or advantage of having a "big display" on a treadmill?

So he can read it from the couch, probably