Heading to the gym packed with resolutioners. God help me...

[guest]

Fuck you, fat man. You haven't been to a gym in 6 months. Such a disingenuous obese faggot...

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[HotDogJoe]

You're heading nowhere except further into obesity, debt and deepening your lore as the internet's greatest lolcow.

Happy 2022, you abomination of a human being.

 

[Snake]

The Nordictrack is still in the box under three inches of dust in his half an attic.

Blob of shit.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Pat should not be ragging on anyone for working out. This time of year when I goto the gym I think of something the Rock said about why would you make fun of someone who is putting effort into improvement.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course his followers cry this, where’s the home gym Pat? Too many steps? Also Pat is a resolutioner since he’s going today while having a gym in his attic. Plus Pat looks like a forever “before” photo while pretending hes Mr Universe

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat should not be ragging on anyone for working out. This time of year when I goto the gym I think of something the Rock said about why would you make fun of someone who is putting effort into improvement.

It’s true, he’s now just as bad as that fake story about the “gym bro” laughing at the fat lady. He’s shitting on people trying to better themselves. Also he has a home gym so if it’s so bad he could just work out at home until Feb.

 

[guest]

By his own admission he's going to the gym, then the bar. Well done, tons of fun, you're not out exercising all the calories you're going to eat at the bar. No wonder he's such a fat fuck and only getting fatter. But he's going to complain about the resolutioners who are most likely not only going to the gym but not going to a dive to drink calorie-laden beer and eat fatty foods afterward. They're probably going to exercise more than him and then eat better as well. What a fucking asshole. Fat too.

 

[Snake]

By his own admission he's going to the gym, then the bar. Well done, tons of fun, you're not out exercising all the calories you're going to eat at the bar. No wonder he's such a fat fuck and only getting fatter. But he's going to complain about the resolutioners who are most likely not only going to the gym but not going to a dive to drink calorie-laden beer and eat fatty foods afterward. They're probably going to exercise more than him and then eat better as well. What a fucking asshole. Fat too.

I'm sorry you're so athletically stupid to not see his carbo loading for the next day with two bar made protein chili dogs, child.

 

[Cuphead]

gym = the couch under his pink blinkie

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Everyone there thinks you’re a resolutioner fatty. Then they’ll realize you’re the fat retard who comes in once a month, and sits on his phone. Just go right to the bar and eat your slop. It’s more noble.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The way he is still going at it on Twitter some other Milwaukee lard ass is going to take his spot at the bar

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Also this shows Pat is already working on his excuse for why he’s still fat. This way he can say “I can’t get my full big boy work out due to all the New Years resolution people” Plus for a guy with NOWHERE TO BE he can go to the gym at off hours (10am - 2pm, etc) because people have jobs so it will start to get busy after 5pm. But seeing how fat and lazy he is pigs “workout” will be him looking at his phone, doing a set or 2 on a coupe machines before leaving and telling himself he earned a night of fried bar food and beer.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I didn't think he believed in God? I don't believe he's doing anything meaningful at gym either, so I guess it's fair.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Everyone their thinks you’re a resolutioner fatty. Then they’ll realize you’re the fat retard who comes in once a month, and sits on his phone. Just go right to the bar and eat your slop. It’s more noble.

If he actually shows up there at least once a week ( he doesnt) Imagine working there and seeing the same guy every week and he is getting fatter.

 

[Snake]

 

[Meownaw]

Didn't he tweet this shit last year too? Fucking predictable sow.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

had to hire the piano movers

I guess he doesn't have friends... or get-along with his poverty-stricken neigbours

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I guess he doesn't have friends... or get-along with his poverty-stricken neigbours

Or just take it up piece by piece.

 

[captainjapan]

Fatrick walks around the locker room naked hoping to give a fag a blowie in the showers

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Pat should not be ragging on anyone for working out. This time of year when I goto the gym I think of something the Rock said about why would you make fun of someone who is putting effort into improvement.