He can fuck my ex all he likes, I have a better replacement.

[AliceWorquer]

It's endlessly wonderful how he wasnt even lying about how great life must have been for a while before his shitty personality ruined it all. New home, new marriage, blue check, book deals. Things really were looking up until that old monkey paw started twitching.

 

[RickReternal]

He's not wrong with that last comment at least.

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Objectively hilarious that he claims that people have failed to troll him. C’mon, Pat.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I still don’t understand “rage erection” and why he thought that was something people would find funny.

Seriously, the way he tries to even joke about sex comes off all kinds of creepy. It’s like everyone was having fun joking around and then Pat does he best look aid man impression and goes way too far / deranged trying to be funny and kills all the fun.

There’s a term the kiwi fags use to describe low level trolling. They call it weening. Pre Norm-11, Rick probably only had to deal with weens and a simple block would do the trick. So when he talks about sending pictures to trolls of his rage erections and holding a gun, he’s saying that as an intimidation tactic/ tough talk, cause up until that point he could. It wasn’t meant to be funny, it was meant to puff his chest out and say “You don’t scare me”. Then he met those pesky Redditors and the entire tough macho troll Hunter goes out the window. You’ll notice every single one of these self proclaimed “Troll Hunters” always talk tough and then get sent packing.

He’s never once sent a rage erection pic to any of those pesky Redditors cause they’d totally make fun of him for having a small faucet penis.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

He’s never once sent a rage erection pic to any of those pesky Redditors cause they’d totally make fun of him for having a small faucet penis.

Next you're gonna tell me he doesn't ass rape mothers in peoples basements on crosses that their cuck fathers built for him...

 

[ISO__JOE]

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“Hovel dwellers” lmao. Leslie rules.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Next you're gonna tell me he doesn't ass rape mothers in peoples basements on crosses that their cuck fathers built for him...

the only ass raping that’s going on in Rick’s life is when Niki breaks out the strap on.

 

[stealthygeek]

It's usually a feeling of shame to admit you've been divorced. If he said "my wife" no one would follow that with questions about any previous relationships in normal circumstances because it's rude and unnecessary. He brings it up because he thinks it's a high quality jab at his ex, who never thinks about him.

I think he brings it up because it's REALLY important that people know he's had sex with multiple women. Pussyhound Pat is his least convincing character.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

take that back, Dick-wagon

Thanks for proving my point

 

[RickReternal]

He’s extremely and gratefully happily married. He just told us so today!

 

[Harry Powell]

There’s a term the kiwi fags use to describe low level trolling. They call it weening. Pre Norm-11, Rick probably only had to deal with weens and a simple block would do the trick. So when he talks about sending pictures to trolls of his rage erections and holding a gun, he’s saying that as an intimidation tactic/ tough talk, cause up until that point he could. It wasn’t meant to be funny, it was meant to puff his chest out and say “You don’t scare me”. Then he met those pesky Redditors and the entire tough macho troll Hunter goes out the window. You’ll notice every single one of these self proclaimed “Troll Hunters” always talk tough and then get sent packing.

He’s never once sent a rage erection pic to any of those pesky Redditors cause they’d totally make fun of him for having a small faucet penis.

He’s never sent the rage erection pics to anyone, nor did he ever take them.

He thought he had hit on a ribald comedy concept. You can hear it in his voice. He thinks he’s being funny, macho, and edgy all at once. It gets a pity laugh and the host moves on.

You can know factually this is what happened because he workshopped it on Twitter then said it during the podcast. This is the same exact formula he used for his “closing down bars because I’m not 25” line, which also bombed live.

 

[Harry Powell]

I think he brings it up because it's REALLY important that people know he's had sex with multiple women. Pussyhound Pat is his least convincing character.

This is a crucial part of the StealthyGeek character. If the truth (he’s slept with two women and he married them) came out, well then he’s just a raging incel loser. If he has this long and exciting sexual history, then he’s this renaissance man he pretends to be.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I still don’t understand “rage erection” and why he thought that was something people would find funny.

Seriously, the way he tries to even joke about sex comes off all kinds of creepy. It’s like everyone was having fun joking around and then Pat does he best look aid man impression and goes way too far / deranged trying to be funny and kills all the fun.

Like every other iteration of Pat, sex haver pat gets everything wrong. I'm sure he just got a little too full of himself because he went to a few swinger parties and thought that made him sexy enough to get away with those kinds of weird comments. Whenever his mind is somewhere (or not) he assumes everyone else's is in the same place because he's autistic.

 

[WheelchairFred]

The Japanese have a word for when parents can only see their own children as beautiful/handsome even if they're not. I think The Adester is probably suffering from that.

親ばか - "oyabaka", literally "parent stupid"

Ade has to be oyabaka, she has to be.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

@Daddy Warbucks if you do this I want to be heavily involved

LOLCOW AND SEXPEST

 

[EraGodless]

When someone contacted her a couple of years ago she literally said "I haven't thought about Patrick in years." He is simply a forgotten mistake in her life while he constantly refers to her to the point he often calls Niki his second wife; as if he needs to make sure everyone knows he had a better wife before her.

Patrick: I want you to notice when I'm not around...

Ade: Who?