He bitches about the price of pistachios but then brags about the guitars “he” (!) bought

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[JebJoh]

Springsteen claimed to have 4 guitars

 

[JebJoh]

Are any of these guitars quality or collectible? I’ve seen him show off one pawn shop Gibson and nothing else He stole one nice guitar when his uncle died but I’m pretty sure he sold it the week after his uncle died.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That’s a lot of guitars for a guy that only plays other peoples music.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'd like to smash that banjo over his head.

 

[JasperB]

Enjoy while you have ‘em Brother Joe, going to have to start pawning those off to afford ginger ale runs at Uncle G’s very soon.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I count 47 guitars in that picture. Nigel Tufnel didn't have that many guitars. What an asshole.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Gotta impress old crusty Joann

Seriously, what a waste of money for someone that is barely a “professional” musician. He’s playing TGI Fridays (before they all close) and fruit stands.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Springsteen claimed to have 4 guitars

In jersey?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

When Ant dies im going to buy at least one of those

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

The guitars that Opie bought by lifting the Cumias out of poverty.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I'd like to smash that banjo over his head.

Amateur guitar hobbyists like Joe often pretend they can easily master any musical instrument with ease. I know one who started tweeting about how he bought a flute, and mastered it in a couple of days, and I thought bullshit, there's just no fucking way. And it turned out it wasn't a real flute, but one of those cheap wooden recorder things, like a child's toy. I guarantee he can barely play that gay banjo, if that. With those big fat wop fingers, it's amazing he can even pick his own nose.

 

[Cumiace]

How many LED strips does he own?

 

[UnPRePared]

I count 47 guitars in that picture. Nigel Tufnel didn't have that many guitars.

"My asshole fits up to 11!"

 

[Gay-Face]

His guitar collection is fucking obnoxious. Like a nigger collecting shoes when has no sheets on his bed or clean underwear. He's such a boomer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How many LED strips does he own?

The LED strip thing actually pisses me off. He has them in every single room of his house and he never realized that you're only supposed to see the ambient lighting, not the LED strip itself. Joe made sure to make them visible and prominent all over his house. When he watches TV, there is a fucking LED strip border around the fucking thing. He literally does everything wrong. It's genuinely amazing how stupid he is.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Are any of these guitars quality or collectible? I’ve seen him show off one pawn shop Gibson and nothing else He stole one nice guitar when his uncle died but I’m pretty sure he sold it the week after his uncle died.

I'm sure some are nice, but no matter which way you cut it, it's over-indulgence and he clearly bought multiples of the same models just for the different colors. There's no way he needs fucking 10 Les Pauls all with the same pickups.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Does he keep his wall of iPads and tip jars in another room?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet Willie Nelson has maybe a quarter of that amount guitars yet he’s been writing and recorded music for decades while Joe needs AI to help him make generic music.