• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

He bitches about the price of pistachios but then brags about the guitars “he” (!) bought

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
Forum Clout
63,972
4604D195-43F9-4A81-A6F3-1D9FF5E3F2FA.jpeg
 
Forum Clout
54,093
I'd like to smash that banjo over his head.
Amateur guitar hobbyists like Joe often pretend they can easily master any musical instrument with ease. I know one who started tweeting about how he bought a flute, and mastered it in a couple of days, and I thought bullshit, there's just no fucking way. And it turned out it wasn't a real flute, but one of those cheap wooden recorder things, like a child's toy. I guarantee he can barely play that gay banjo, if that. With those big fat wop fingers, it's amazing he can even pick his own nose.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Drew Carey finally sent me a racecar bed
Forum Clout
120,970
How many LED strips does he own?
The LED strip thing actually pisses me off. He has them in every single room of his house and he never realized that you're only supposed to see the ambient lighting, not the LED strip itself. Joe made sure to make them visible and prominent all over his house. When he watches TV, there is a fucking LED strip border around the fucking thing. He literally does everything wrong. It's genuinely amazing how stupid he is.
 
Forum Clout
8,563
Are any of these guitars quality or collectible? I’ve seen him show off one pawn shop Gibson and nothing else He stole one nice guitar when his uncle died but I’m pretty sure he sold it the week after his uncle died.
I'm sure some are nice, but no matter which way you cut it, it's over-indulgence and he clearly bought multiples of the same models just for the different colors. There's no way he needs fucking 10 Les Pauls all with the same pickups.
 
Top