Have you ever named your car?

[Meownaw]

What kind of faggot does?

 

[bovinebrain]

He wants to make sure nobody thinks he’s gay. Because he most certainly is not. He enjoys riding women only.

 

[guest]

No. Being a car guy for my whole life people ask me that. My car has a nickname in the car community that's from the 60's but I never call it that. GTO somehow became 'goat' so people say how's the goat and shit like that.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

In Australia, we all call them drivies.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I've called it 'the luurve machine', 'the rustbucket', the 'I bought it from my friend last week, officer'... just making jokes, obviously I fucking haven't!!!

 

[MonsterSteve]

Never. I say that as a car guy too. It's peak faggotry.

 

[guest]

No

 

[HotDogJoe]

What kind of faggot does?

A fat one.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

A fat one.

With bitch tits

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Car guys have sex with the exhaust pipe

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

This car right here? They call me the Silver Bullet. They call me all kinds of things. They call me Argon, they call me Dark Child, they call me Night Master

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

No because I don’t drive a steamship setting off on its maiden voyage.

I don’t nickname my knives or washing machine either. What a goddamn faggot. “Susan” ugh

 

[TorqueWheeler]

My wife and I have four cars between us and every one of them is just “the ____” since we don’t need to find ways to make them seem more special.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I have a Wrangler, I call it Infant Baby Child.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

When I was in high school I had an ‘84 Volkswagen Quantum GL5 that my friends and I nicknamed “The Shitbox”. This was like 2004-05 or so. I let all my friends graffiti it and it had racist slang and dumb song lyrics and pics of random garbage all over it.

As an adult though? I’d rather kill myself, the same as I expect from Fat.

 

[Snake]

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

I’m not that much of a faggot

So no. I have not named my car.

 

[RobertMewler]

Yes, because I'm a girl. My mother has too. I'd cringe if I heard a man say, "I call my truck the ______".

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Car guys will identify their cars as ' The Chevelle' or 'The Roadrunner'. He saw it in a movie so it must be cool to give his non collectable Mustang a faggot name.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

When I was in high school I had an ‘84 Volkswagen Quantum GL5 that my friends and I nicknamed “The Shitbox”. This was like 2004-05 or so. I let all my friends graffiti it and it had racist slang and dumb song lyrics and pics of random garbage all over it.

As an adult though? I’d rather kill myself, the same as I expect from Fat.

this piece of shit?