"No child, I have noT seen 'Sliver'!"
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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?
- Thread starter Farmer Brown
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"No child, I have noT seen 'Sliver'!"
Niki must be counting the days down until Pat fucks off to Glasgow.
"Of course there were a lot of gentleman callers. We run an Air BnB!"
"Of course there were a lot of gentleman callers. We run an Air BnB!"
“welp, it seems our stlakers have moved on from
Just trying to kill us and have strangers steal our possessions. They have now moved on to sending well-hung people of color to our home when my wife is home alone. 1/69
If the owner pesters me I leave a 4 star, then I found out they could rate you so I always just did five so it wouldn't bite me in the ass later.
Welp, my criminal stlakers have tricked my wife into filing for divorce. 1/58
They don’t see your rating until after they entered theirs
Oh whatever.
Report as spam just to be safe
Every guest who doesn't complain about something gets this exact same copy and paste review from the Pig and it annoys me greatly for no particular reason.
Looking forward to seeing what kind of review that Redditor on X who keeps telling Pat he's going to leave a massive log of shit floating in his toilet is going to get.
He is totally watching the guests on camera. He is a voyeur creep.
He’s too poor and stupid to get away with that for this long
He's gotten away with swatting himself for longer.
Only because of the high levels of illiteracy North of the Watford gap. Meter is a different word unless you are a faggot American.
For the record, I only know ONE faggot American.
He should've never owned up to any towel snapping incidents.
Meter is a different word to faggot Americans also, unless you're an illiterate Brit who's never heard of a gay nym.
Hmmm…I feel like Pig’s next media appearance will be in something like this
