Hardest you’ve laughed at a Pat moment

[Juschippinyababe]

Jack Ravens obituary page. The banner at the top would switch from cherished family photos to niggers deep railing Nikki on repeat. Any brotherman that contributed to that hilarity TYFYS. I had that shit on an open browser for 3-4 days without updating because I knew it would be nuked. I've mentioned this before because I'm a huge faggot and we have discussed this a few times. But it always needs to be updated because the pigman never stops delivering daily

 

[guest]

The discovery of his deranged gym selfies.

 

[guest]

Jack Ravens obituary page. The banner at the top would switch from cherished family photos to niggers deep railing Nikki on repeat. Any brotherman that contributed to that hilarity TYFYS. I had that shit on an open browser for 3-4 days without updating because I knew it would be nuked. I've mentioned this before because I'm a huge faggot and we have discussed this a few times. But it always needs to be updated because the pigman never stops delivering daily

What confuses me is judge fudge ssid thr IPs who done that would be subpeoned but nothing came from that lol

 

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

Jack Ravens obituary page. The banner at the top would switch from cherished family photos to niggers deep railing Nikki on repeat. Any brotherman that contributed to that hilarity TYFYS. I had that shit on an open browser for 3-4 days without updating because I knew it would be nuked. I've mentioned this before because I'm a huge faggot and we have discussed this a few times. But it always needs to be updated because the pigman never stops delivering daily

I feel so guilty laughing at this one because the funeral page shit is legitimately fucked up, but seeing "In loving memory of..." With Niki getting fucked in the ass by a black guy had me howling

 

[MonsterSteve]

Josiah 5

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Jaimee Beebe's reaction to Pat explaining what the pests are

 

[SensibleKeks]

Credit to Prison Enjoyer for finding this one on reddit. Still causes me to laugh like a retard.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

The josiah tapes. Hands down. Pat having the wool pulled over his eyes for like 6-9 months while thinking he was getting a huge article and handing over his "evidence" files. Then the meltdown. It had everything.

I feel like life has no further meaning after this.

But I try..

 

[Coonskin]

When he brought up the Craigslist pepperoni thing on strictly stalking. Had no idea the bit went that far

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Second to that is the retarded Wookiee from the SW holiday special.

That's such a good one. Since nobody's mentioned it yet, this one never fails to get a nigga ribs. Probably in my top ten laughs of the last five years. I have no idea who found it on which subreddit, but the creator deserves a pre-jacuzzi blowing.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

NO
STOP

 

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

The one where someone was contacting Pat, claiming people were libeling him, asking him if he wanted to see the horrific images they were sent and it was just a pic of Fat and Nikki.

 

[Antwan2]

We’re still hilarious.

 

[guest]

-The bug exterminator subscription texts.
[thank you for confirming the appointment ] - THIS WAS MADE BY CYBERSTALKERS TRYING TO KILL ME.

-the worldcon mega thread.- all the imposter accounts (stealthygeez, stealthygeep) making pat look like a sex pest.

-the instagram pajeet bot accounts after his twitter was banned (hello my lovely) (those are beautiful tits)

-all of the vacation tweet threads made me cry with laughter (his fat head selfie in vegas with niki, bryce canyon, lying on the costa rican motel bed texting funsters)

-"they sent an anonymous tip to the police, saying that I was ducking through the alleyways after a local bar I frequent caught on fire"

 

[despacito69]

the instagram pajeet bot accounts after his twitter was banned (hello my lovely) (those are beautiful tits)

Please tell me someone has a screencap of this

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Credit to Prison Enjoyer for finding this one on reddit. Still causes me to laugh like a retard.

NO
STOP

Always smashed my ribs

 

[TheStinkySomali]

This picture is just too much. The shitty hair, fat face, alcohol bloat head, crinkled shirt and janes, gross nipple protruding, micro p.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The one where someone was contacting Pat, claiming people were libeling him, asking him if he wanted to see the horrific images they were sent and it was just a pic of Fat and Nikki.

God damn that was a good one

 

[Turk February]

him on a podcast for women victims of stalking, abuse, and harassment, relaying a story of having a craigslist ad placed claiming he was making pepperoni out of little black boys and the host not cracking a smile.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The text where someone said “hey” or something and got stlaker pasta’d immediately

I busted out laughing at that one too.
I also lost it too when someone mentioned hes fat, and he replied aspect ratios lol