Happy birthday to my sweet grandpa Rick!

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

 

[guest]

You know this retard is going to call that number to correcT the recorD

 

[Will Tate]

This needs to be a daily thing in local markets coast-to-coast.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Rick making it to 83 is some real science fiction

 

[Stent]

FELONY!

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

 

[Juschippinyababe]

HA HA HOLY SHIT!!!! I'm fucking dead ova heres, this bit fucking rules

 

[The Greaseman]

83 years young. Congrats, Rick

 

[Jenna]

Happy birthday Rick! What a blessed day September 27th is, truly meant for celebration!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat while you are texting yourself for twitter content there are some real laughs at your expense being had.

 

[guest]

Rick making it to 83 is some real science fiction

Or having grandkids who care about him

 

[guest]

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[Will Tate]

Happy Birthday to our friend Pat, here's him in the Boston Marathon 2 years ago, he finished 4th from last, but he still finished, happy birthday, Pat!
A VERY happy birthday to Mama Raven from your special important favorite boy Pat, thanks for teaching me to never let the idiots win!
A happy 10th anniversary to my second, better wife Nike, thanks for showing me I wasn't really broken, Love Pat.
Yeah, management loves the direction of this bit. Please do have fun.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Wrong in every detail, local news idiots. You have been duped by a cabal of cyberstalking white supremacists like the fucking morons that you are. My name is not Rick and I am not 83 years old. Retract the birthday wishes tomorrow!

 

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classic bit

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im more disturbed at the need for soy sauce for fried chicken and ribs.

I will say its nice that she went with low sodium soy sauce so it lets you know she is health conscious.

 

[Stent]

Wrong in every detail, local news idiots. You have been duped by a cabal pf cyberstalking white supremacists like the fucking morons that you are. My name is not Rick and I am not 83 years old. Retract the birthday wishes tomorrow!

They must have known cyberstlakers were targeting me. The news egged them on and are probably also nazis.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That Nagasakied my ribs.

 

[RobertMewler]

He got more views in that birthday shoutout than in all his SciFi Channel appearances combined.

 

[bovinebrain]

I thought this was fake at first and got a little chuckle out of it. Then I clicked the JewTube link and saw that an actual news channel broadcasted this. My ribs were summarily pulverized.