Happy birthday to my sweet grandpa Rick!

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Paul Weimar should get a shot at this bit, too.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Fucking ribs. People have been doing this sort of thing for lolcows for ages. WingsofRedemption and Ethan Ralph come to mind. We really should do it more.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Guess who's still trying to fit in

 

[Serious Business]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Fucking great bit, brothaman

I hope Rick doesn’t Kool Aid Man himself in the YouTube comments.

 

[guest]

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You maniacs sustain me. Fatso attempting to correcT the record with this news station will be the fattest thing he’s ever fucking done.

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[EllenTorquehorn]

You maniacs sustain me. Fatso attempting to correcT the record with this news station will be the fattest thing he’s ever fucking done.

If this news station stops to do a birthday announcement correction it will be even funnier than the original bit

I really hope fatso demands a traction

 

[guest]

The related videos must get Grandpa Rick's tummy rumbling.

 

[Meownaw]

He is the fucking thumbnail. My poor ribs.

 

[guest]

He is the fucking thumbnail. My poor ribs.

Hurricane Rick is wreaking havoc on ribs.

 

[guest]

Guess who's still trying to fit in

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Dan you look older than Pat and youre the same age, faggot.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Fucking ribs. People have been doing this sort of thing for lolcows for ages. WingsofRedemption and Ethan Ralph come to mind. We really should do it more.

This goes way back to da fawkin show tobehonestwitya. They’re always stealing our faaawkin bits:

 

[guest]

This needs to be a daily thing in local markets coast-to-coast.

This.

Fatrick is the new Sam Hyde as far as I'm concerned.

 

[guest]

If this news station stops to do a birthday announcement correction it will be even funnier than the original bit

I really hope fatso demands a traction

This place has no peak. It’s just an upward motion of hilarious nonsense. It’s like the Mt. Olympus of retardation.

Fat fuck attempting to correcT The record might not surpass the Bovine explaining the Redditards to Judge Milian but it will enter a certain place where no ribs will be safe.

 

[FurBurger]

That genuinely made me laugh hard enough to hurt.

Drink it in, Pat; this is the closest you'll ever get to birthday wishes from your grandkids.

 

[Phish]

Wow maybe he really is a famous political firebrand! You should be proud Rick.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Felony birthday wishes, stlaker. Let me blow the candles quietly. Quietly is the key.

 

[guest]

The youtube spam filter fucking STINKS. A simple "Happy birthday Rick, you make amazing pepperoni #PayQuasi" gets removed while bots get to spam porn ads.

 

[guest]

Listen little infant baby newscaster, my official government drivers license shows I am NOT 83 years old and shows that I am 160 pounds. NEVERWISHMEHAPPYBIRTHDAYAGAIN!

 

[Meownaw]

The youtube spam filter fucking STINKS. A simple "Happy birthday Rick, you make amazing pepperoni #PayQuasi" gets removed while bots get to spam porn ads.

Meanwhile this stays up LOL