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Hahah wtf, how come I've never seen this?

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Pat’s the first person I’ve ever seen who has negative muscle tone. It’s like he doesn’t even have muscles, just tiny chicken bones surrounded by astonishingly thick layers of adipose tissue (FAT!!!).
I like to point out his distinct lack of traps but you have a point about his arms. Usually if anyone is working out they'll always do chest and arms. They might skip the hard lifts (Dead, squat) but bench day and arm day are 2 staples. Both work the triceps. He has no triceps as evidenced by his fucking arm jiggling like a fat woman's when he's firing his stupid P90. There's no tricep horseshoe, no muscle at all. Just jiggling fat like a middle-aged soccer mom.
 

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My favorite part is that the Trump guy retained his good cheer throughout their encounter. With shrill harpies like Pattie here, you just have to stay baseline calm and affable in order to emphasize how hysterical and unpleasant as they are. The contrast between him and Fat is glorious.
 
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Sooooeeey!

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He’s such a bizarre looking queer.
 

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He’s such a bizarre looking queer.
He dresses exactly like the Midwestern hicks I went to high school with in the 1990s. From the gas station sunglasses to too-small free t-shirt and hideous flip-flops with jeans year-round, he always looks tragic. That’s before we get to his retard hat choices. Guess we’re just lucky he doesn’t wear shorts or post shirtless selfies anymore.

ETA: I love Midwestern hicks, but not Pat. He’s just a garden variety rube/retard — a rubetard, if you will.
 
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My favorite part is that the Trump guy retained his good cheer throughout their encounter. With shrill harpies like Pattie here, you just have to stay baseline calm and affable in order to emphasize how hysterical and unpleasant as they are. The contrast between him and Fat is glorious.
Or even just by staying calm and not reacting on an emotional level makes them hysterically overreact. "How DARE You!" Style
 

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Or even just by staying calm and not reacting on an emotional level makes them hysterically overreact. "How DARE You!" Style
Anyone who’s dated (or, Heaven forbid, married) someone who gets like this can imagine how he slams doors, throws objects and breaks things when he’s not getting his way. I’ve never personally seen borderline personality disorder manifest in a “man,” and I hate arguments over armchair diagnoses, but he seems to behave exactly like the borderline-afflicted women I’ve known. I hope Niki escapes soon.
 
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