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Hahah wtf, how come I've never seen this?

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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I assume he means on the floor laughing. Even if some 6'7 NFL washout bouncer was looking to crush my skull like a grape I'd still chuckle if they tried to child me.
He might also mean on the floor, kneeling in front of him to attempt a beej. Hearing Pat childing someone would make all the faggots within earshot think they’d found a kindred spirit.
 

Caverlock

Nice For Here
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Pat's second favorite thing in the world is standing next to this 5'4" babyman (Michael Underwood)
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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Pat's second favorite thing in the world is standing next to this 5'4" babyman (Michael Underwood)
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Pat’s the first person I’ve ever seen who has negative muscle tone. It’s like he doesn’t even have muscles, just tiny chicken bones surrounded by astonishingly thick layers of adipose tissue (FAT!!!).
 

JesseTheGovernor

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Patrick’s bosom heaved with relief as that woman came and got him out of his predicament. He was out-witted and out-alpha’d and he was reduced to breastily slouching off to the side with his impotent middle finger.

That woman, in her matronly way, thought there but for the grace of God goes my child, and she went to save him and coat him in bubble wrap.
 

More Worser

Not Mexican. Not jewish. NOT bald.😡
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Fatso emits tears and a womanly YEEWWWWWWWWWWWW.

It was not effective.

I'm so glad to be in a rural area where protestfagging doesn't exist.

A wormy cocksucker with a pink Ralph Wiggum shirt holding a phone in my face would activate a redneck ass-stomping.

But I'd never put myself in any kind of protest area to get gayopped.
I like your style, brother. ✋🏻⚡
 
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