Gym Pat oinking up a storm

[SmellenShoehorn]

Planet Fitness does not have a steam room where I can suck off random old men, child.

"I do not suck off random old men, child. I suck off very specific old men who meet my exacting standards."

 

[BudDickman]

View attachment 18185 He’s really tweeting A LOT for someone who claims to be working out right now. He’s acting like he doesn’t look like a ridiculous fat pig in his series of awful gym selfies

He didn't mention showering, and I think he's autistic enough to accurately describe his routine. If he doesn't have to take a shower, then he's not actually working out.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

A gay bathhouse membership would be cheaper. But then he'd actually have to get in shape

 

[guest]

He didn't mention showering, and I think he's autistic enough to accurately describe his routine. If he doesn't have to take a shower, then he's not actually working out.

Jesus, imagine the stench coming off of him at the bar if he goes there straight from the gym

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Jesus, imagine the stench coming off of him at the bar if he goes there straight from the gym

Meh, the bar is full of Milwaukee derelicts they all smell like that

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]