Gym Pat oinking up a storm

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Big strong tough muscle guys that work out as much as he claims wouldn’t work out at that type of gym. He wonders around for 20-30 minutes, does some light machine work while looking at his phone then uses the steam room. If he was some big muscle guy he would be happy with a small hole in the wall and not a fancy pants one like he goes to.

One of the best gyms I ever went to was a cheap 24 hour hole in the wall in Orlando that was focused on weight lifting. No spin classes, no Pilates, and I think only 4 treadmills. 75% percent of the gym was free weights, benches, power lifting, etc. and they didn’t have a stream room. You went in, put in the work, and left. It was the perfect gym that scared the shit out of lazy fat fucks like Pat because it was all big guys that actually work out.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

View attachment 18185 He’s really tweeting A LOT for someone who claims to be working out right now. He’s acting like he doesn’t look like a ridiculous fat pig in his series of awful gym selfies

Reads like this is exactly what he does.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

View attachment 18185 He’s really tweeting A LOT for someone who claims to be working out right now. He’s acting like he doesn’t look like a ridiculous fat pig in his series of awful gym selfies

This silly frump had to chime in

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This silly frump had to chime in

“Mens selfies” shouldn’t be a thing because real men don’t behave that way. Nothing to admire about a narcissist that takes selfies like Pat. Also, enough with the “incels” insult, that’s been stale for years.

Over a decade ago I was showing my grandfather photos on my smart phone (he hadn’t seen one yet) and his response to people having that kind of camera on them at all times was very telling. He told me he would have loved to have that kind of technology with him when he was in the Marines over in Korea during the Korean War. To have photos of the friends he had and lost, the areas they patrolled, the scenery, etc he thought would be incredible and hoped people use this current technology to capture incredible moments. I didn’t have the heart to tell him people use this technology to take dumb photos of themselves or what they ate for lunch.

 

[Snake]

My genetics speak for themselves. Yeah, buddy child.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

The pests are trying to save Pat's life by shaming him into going to the gym and eating better. Pat, we don't want you to punch out when you're fifty-two from a heart attack and/or complications from type two diabetes. We want to drink your sweet milk for decades to come!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

My genetics speak for themselves. Yeah, buddy child.

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Errybody wanna be a six-figure author, but don't nobody wanna gain no heavy-ass weight

 

[Snake]

Errybody wanna be a six-figure author, but don't nobody wanna gain no heavy-ass weight

Lightweight, little baby child. Ain't nothing but a peanut butter pecan pie.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

The only machine this cunt uses in the gym is the vending machine.

The only gym this guy goes to is Jim Beam

etc...

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Lightweight, little baby child. Ain't nothing but a peanut butter pecan pie.

"I'm 300 pounds too...whatchyou wanna do?"

 

[Stent]

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"I'm 300 pounds too...whatchyou wanna do?"

That hair always makes me laugh. $50 haircut, child.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

An all-in pass to our better gyms is less than $35 a month. And free parking.

Pants shitting retard.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

View attachment 18185 He’s really tweeting A LOT for someone who claims to be working out right now. He’s acting like he doesn’t look like a ridiculous fat pig in his series of awful gym selfies

Lol what retard pays that much to go that far and have to pay for parking every time. What a fucking rube

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Lol what retard pays that much to go that far and have to pay for parking every time. What a fucking rube

Same retard that paid $100K for a wine faggot and a construction lawyerette.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

If he paid $10,000 for that gym membership, he did not get his money's worth

Someone on Twitter should ask him that. You spent 9600 in 10 yearsin gym fees, why do you still look so out of shape?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

$80 a month over ten years is $9,600. Plus he just blew over $2,500 on his home gym. All to still look like a giant fat ass.

$10 a month at Planet Fitness and he could have hit the treadmill for an hour every day and lifted as many free weights as he wanted. Free parking at several Milwaukee locations, too.

One of these days, his finances are going to leak and it's going to be great. He lives a mid- to upper-middle class lifestyle but has no discernable income. It doesn't add up.

 

[MonsterSteve]

$80 a month over ten years is $9,600. Plus he just blew over $2,500 on his home gym. All to still look like a giant fat ass.

$10 a month at Planet Fitness and he could have hit the treadmill for an hour every day and lifted as many free weights as he wanted. Free parking at several Milwaukee locations, too.

One of these days, his finances are going to leak and it's going to be great. He lives a mid- to upper-middle class lifestyle but has no discernable income. It doesn't add up.

Planet Fitness does not have a steam room where I can suck off random old men, child.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Planet Fitness does not have a steam room where I can suck off random old men, child.

That's what the locker room stalls are for!

 

[Stent]

Honey, darling, sweetie, infant. I spend money like water and drink Mountain Dew like a fish because I'm wealthy. healthy and wise.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Do you think he has a little ziploc baggie for his phone? So he can take it into the steam room without getting it all wet and cummy. He can't just stop tweeting for an hour, that would be absurd.