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Guy I hired last week is already calling in. BECAUSE OF ME!

DiarrheaDick

Get up here and shut up!
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What did you do?

My father told me how one off kilter sort that he worked with randomly approached him One day and asked "Why don't you like me?" That experience always stuck with him, because he didn't even dislike the guy.
Sounds like the guy was literally retarded. What kind of adult says that to another in the workplace?
 

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

A circle of N-words
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Pretty much. Now I know I've been told by my employees that I can be a little rough around the edges, but it's appreciated because I'm not treating people like children. I treat them like adults working in a place that has machines and other equipment that can fall and crush your body and immediately kill you.

So yes, I can be a little tough to deal with, but it's because I don't feel like calling someone's mom and saying their son got run over by a 9,000 lb forklift
9000lb forklift? Didn't know you worked with Yamanieka Saunders.
 

not that Jack Horner

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$20 an hour for this entry level position. Guy is in his early 20s and was a complete lump on a log during the interview but I hired him because we need the bodies.

Today is his 2nd shift and he called out. Reason being? His ANXIETY is overwhelming him because I corrected him several times during his first shift.

When he comes back I'll make sure to criticize him for EVERYTHING until he cries and quits.

Hope you're all having a great weekend!

Sounds like your job was hiring someone qualified and you were a lazy fuck about it and hired someone you knew sucked

now your blaming him for your ineptitude

maybe if you did your job better this wouldnt be happening
 

Mr. Faggotry

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For entry level where you simply need a pulse to be hired? It's more than fair.
It’s dog shit money in low cost of living areas. If you want someone serious, which this guy clearly isn’t, then pay more. It’s simple math.

We inflated the money supply by 40% in the last three years. Everything is ridiculously expensive. You’re essentially offering minimum wage for anyone that doesn’t want to live at home or Geno Bisconte.
 
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